Brings back memories of Spyro and Crash Bandicoot 🖤
Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Honestly, who could resist?
“do you remember when you were a child
and you thought
that when you became a teenager
when you became older,
you would party every night
until 4 am
its quite ironic
because little did you know
that at 4 am
you’d be hysterically crying
and debating whether or not to take your life.”
Just gonna pop a quick ‘H’ on this box so we know it’s got hornets in it.
Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.
Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.
It’s also totally FREE.
once again, it’s called CALM HARM
ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosaurus
SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST
jinstaej
WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR BLOG THEME
ohdaddy-nct
For anyone that needs this!
redcontagion
Please be safe, to anons and my followers!!!
Never understood this.
scream-extreme
“YoU’rE aN aDuLt WhY dO yOu WaTcH cArTooNs?¿?”
Who do you think makes cartoons you buffoon
Nah, nah, nah, Humans might turn out to be the Deathworlders or the Pack-Bond-To-Everything species, but I’ve got an idea what we’d be.
The thing I’ve heard most about Breath Of The Wild is that everyone wants to bang the shark guy.
The thing I’ve heard most about Mass Effect is that you can seduce all the aliens. (And that the ending for the third game was bad, I don’t know, I never played it.)
You see a picture of an alien,(or an elf or an orc or whatever) and there will be a comment somewhere of what said alien would be like in bed.
That’s our role in the universe- that no matter how strange the species, there is a human somewhere who will try to seduce them.
For everything that exists, there is:
- A human who will try to bang it
- A human who will try to pet it
- A human who will try to hunt it (or possibly cook it)
the three human instincts: FIGHT, FRIEND, FUCK
friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
I don't love you, you don't love me. We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.