I want to believe

@trust-me-im-satan / trust-me-im-satan.tumblr.com

"People were staring at Lucien because, I imagine, he was so beautiful. I asked him why people were always staring at him. He said, “They’ve always done that.” There was no way to explain it—actually, people do always stare at Lucien."

ryan gosling playing YOU? ridiculish………….

me, charging any random cat i see: cat!!!!

cat: *fucking books it*

me, hulk voice: FRIEND STAY

dankmemeuniversity

weepingandgnashingofteeth

when i catch my cat eating plastic

*quietly, from under 6 blankets* what the fuck

I can be your angel or your devil

oh? yeah?

me after discreetly tasting yet another himalayan salt lamp

#i feel attacked

trust-me-im-satan

my sister tried make a shrek cake for my dads birthday and i no longer fear death

#i hate that somebody liked this and i had to see it again #so if i had to see it then so do u

me as a government

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

one time i was at the vet’s office and i overheard two of the vets making fun of a cat for being named soul eater

buildoblivionthenwewilltalk

literally every barbie movie : And she was a Princess

me: oh my god she was a Princess

cwunch

♡

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

sodomymcscurvylegs

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee: