i go into the forest. i look at species

goes off the path because im insane

Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

don’t fucking heal me

Oh god you wish this green shit healed

when the amazon studios disco elysium adaptation comes out I am going to - and I cannot stress this enough - kill myself in front of the executive producer before a single photon from it can reach my eyes

Like there has literally never been worse news in the history of the world. What on gods green earth is this. I hope you die I hope we both die etc etc

It's insemination day! 😃

money is for getting your gay little friends stupid shit

burning food is an inherited trait

Imposter syndrome

Chestnut-fronted Macaw (Ara severus)

© Barbara Stewman

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

HAPPY ONE MILLION NOTES TO TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM DOG

hot girl summer is over it’s officially time for haunted whore halloween

someone get me to a doctor!!!!!

Me when I wake up first thing in the morning and I’m a leper with no social skills VS me as a thot Chad in the evening after I’ve had an iced coffee, 10 vape pen hits, a cigarette, a joint, kratom and a shot of vodka

me: hey! we close in four minutes just so you know!

customer: okay! :)

customer:

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me