yall still on this app
Be honest

What did Eric Andre do to be allowed to shitpost for a living?
like
they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.
No gods. No masters
Hey I know it’s been a little while since you posted that offer for the alpine sofa- 6 years to be exact, but I mean who’s counting right- but I just wanted to know if it’s still for sale? Do you mind if we bring it down like 100$? I don’t mean to sound cheap but my friends selling these really cool pair of twigs and I need the extra 100$ for them.
yooo wait 6 years??? im old as hell what the fuckkk anyway i decided to sell it to u anon u get the goddamn couch i dont even want ur money im giving it to u for free congratulations
old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds
i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense
remember when we all thought swine flu will end the world?