And They Shall Know No Fear.

Army Combat Engineers Propaganda

what happens when someone throws a bbq block party and doesn’t invite you, the neighborhood wizard

PRETTY GOOD, IT DOESN’T SEEM

Lean molotov cocktail

I’ve decided to be racist against truck drivers

I'm getting a Class A CDL soon and that's extremely fair, maybe you should be.

You’re one of the good ones

I am confused how all your drivers can't figure out straight-line backing, though. It's the first maneuver you learn in my state.

if u could have any animal in the world as a pet, and it would work out no matter it’s size, needs etc, which would it be?

Can’t go wrong with a grizzly bear.  Cute ears, very dangerous claws to protect you with.  Big and cuddly source of warmth in the winter.  Great hunting partner.  I’m sure I could work the advantages of hibernation in there somehow.

Make churches pay their fair share.

So you’ll make them pay for the right to exist, ensuring the poor ones get shut down? Wow, that’s certainly not going to adversely affect low-income churches at all, or minority religions like Judaism, Islam and Sikhism. How very progressive of you, to ensure that only the rich can go on as normal.

And don’t forget all of the new, above board charities struggling to get off the ground. In order to start and run a charity, you will have to start out rich or scam your way to the top.

Leftists hate churches because the voluntary charity they perform diminishes the need for government

I’ve decided to be racist against truck drivers

I'm getting a Class A CDL soon and that's extremely fair, maybe you should be.

My unsolicited advice for the day:

Take a hike!

Go to the woods. Climb a mountain. See some cool rocks. Touch a lake. Hug a tree. Find a cool stick. Get away from noise. It’s great for your soul!

Never been? Do it anyway!

Hate walking? You need to go twice as much!

“I don’t live near a trail!” You almost certainly do, I promise you.

Physically disabled? There’s a network of adaptive trails for you to explore.

so ever since the over turn of roe v wade ive been passing off my father by doing stupid things that ive been seeing other people do like:

putting raw eggs on his plate and telling him i made chicken for dinner

putting flour sugar and eggs in a bowl and telling him that i made him a cake

telling him a chicken escaped and putting a egg next to the chicken pen

putting pizza dough, a can of pizza sauce, a bag of mozzarella, and some pepperoni in the off oven and telling him the pizza is in the oven

i have been grounded 3 times since this happened im done with Republicans or anyone telling me what I can do with MY body. if you think that a zygote is a human then fine do that but i don't so go around telling others that

And the whole kitchen clapped

What a long and convoluted way of saying you failed freshman bio

Remember a year ago when we were telling people "if breakthrough cases are happening this often, then you are no safer with the vaccine than without it" and people screamed about how insane and anti science we were? And telling us to get vaccinated or lose our jobs? And now the CDC is like "lol they were right"

People should be angrier about that imo.

It’s crazy how The Science keeps changing into what the “insane conspiracy theorists” were saying a year ago.

We keep sayin'...

Hate to be Old on main but more uquizzes need an “i have no idea who these people are” option for questions like ‘pick an artist’ like please kids i literally haven’t been up to date on whats Popular on the radio since 2014

Vodka is the only alcohol I enjoy so far. Beer tastes bad and wine is just old grapes.

I like the blue raspberry lemonade and vodka Mikes has

I have a major sweet tooth so unfortunately sugary drinks like Mike's and Smirnoff ICE is what I can usually stand. Haven't yet found a beer I like, hate most of them. So it's fair to say I drink rarely overall.

If we’ve been mutuals for more than two years you can claim me on your taxes as a dependent. If more than three you can use me as a reference in any context. If our mutualtrality has exceeded four years, you can summon once a day to your location to aid in a fight for 30 minutes.

and it’s still not enough for the government ghouls

Dailywire Article

Pentagon Tells Struggling Army Soldiers, Families To Apply For Food Stamps

https://www.dailywire.com/news/pentagon-tells-struggling-army-soldiers-families-to-apply-for-food-stamps

Biden's America

Hillary Clinton going on CNN to discuss how concerning Donald Trump's handling of "classified" documentation is while receiving absolutely no pushback from her interviewer is hysterical. Really? This is who you brought in to discuss this? You can't come up with one challenging question for her?

I don’t know why anybody is listening to her anymore. Imagine taking advice from someone who lost to Donald Trump, or even worse, someone who lost to the guy who lost to Joe Biden

Damn. Something like this wouldn’t make my day. It’d make my year.

Each of these four panels can be considered fetish art

Why did you have to say that

Political compass

I hate that you're right because the arrangement of colors is almost identical.

Each one costs $700 and you get sent to jail if you don't own five of them.

And you get fined for owning more of one than the other.

@shenzi-hemlock