Hi.

tfw your friends are turnt up but you’re not

i’m shorty brushing her hair after fuckin it up

Me after some Oreos

@ the bad eyebrow : I feed u I bathe u I groom u and yet … U forsake me like this

I don’t feel like I’m 6'4. it just kinda feels like everyone’s small.

Just say you’re 6'4 and go

yes god

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

her: dont cum yet

my dick:

the brain like:

She spoke it into the universe and the universe answered

The nutt:

“smol bork”

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

@ladyepicenter

how the fuck

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Lmaooooooo Biden