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glamorous night

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deep in my heart like an echo repeating  
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saru brother

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

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jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

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jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

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of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

you got it mr white

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thank you jesse

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really big fan of men in shows who have one extra special little guy and as soon as their buddy isn’t around they cry so hard they throw up

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bacteriacore
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windurst-s

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing