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YAMI WO KIRISAKU OH DESIRE!

@tobrodachi / tobrodachi.tumblr.com

30/Male/INFP/cishet? ace? idk lmao. Yo! This is Eox, shitposter extraordinaire, and welcome to Jackass. If I say anything offensive, please talk to me and I'll correct it ASAP, y'all know shit better than I do.

can’t believe I’m only now finding out that hiro suzuhira redrew her anime goth girl in 2020 after finding out how iconic she is in the west

This was on 48% of gaia girl profiles from 2003-2007

If it weren’t for the crocheted dog I’d have probably just thought she had a twin lol

I’m a little disturbed but also highly impressed

This woman has a power that should be feared

Didn’t realize what the title meant til i looked at the dog

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dorianpavusfanboy

It’s two different people!! There are two reflections in the glass behind them!!

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mautlin

You commented multiple variations of this, and I’m well and truly stunned that you seem to think the crochet version should have no reflection like some kind of knitted vampire. I’m at a total loss trying to make sense of your repeated insistence that having a reflection proves it’s actually another human. Do you know something we don’t? Should we be afraid?

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dorianpavusfanboy

@mautlin Those are two different ladies and two different dogs. The dogs fur marks are different and the ladies face types are different as well. It’s not the same lady. And if it really is the person who did the photoshop is truly amazing, look at how the arms touch in the middle. And look at the both of the dogs’ foreheads, the markings are different!

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mautlin

…what do you think this is supposed to be a photo of? The dogs have different fur because one dog is made out of yarn. The women have different faces because, again, one woman is made out of yarn. There is no photoshop involved, just a lot of yarn.

I have to point out that the lady is wearing a knitted sweater and her crocheted doppelgänger is wearing a crocheted replica of her knitted sweater.

This is amazing and the comments are unhinged.

man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"

stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me

Anonymous asked:

headcanon that Tamamo no Mae is responsible for all these world leaders dying. she’s repented. she’s using her penchant for regicide for the people this time. she might not eat babies anymore, but she can still get shit done.

Tamamo-no-Mae really did just say "LOL watch this"

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Uminecloumbo

Columbo: Hmm … to summarize the Red Truth so far, the only way in or out of the chapel is the front door, you can’t get in or out while it’s locked, and the only key was sealed inside that envelope in Rosa and Maria’s possession the entire time the murder happened.

Beatrice: I will confirm that summary in red: The only way of entering or exiting the chapel is the front door. The chapel cannot be exited or entered while the front door is locked. The only method of locking or unlocking the front door to the chapel is the key. That key was sealed inside an envelope in Rosa and Maria’s possession at the time the murder took place.

Columbo: This locked room is lookin’ pretty airtight, if you’ll pardon the expression. Maybe you really did unlock the chapel usin’ magic!

Beatrice: Oh? Are you prepared to admit defeat, Lieutenant Columbo!?

Columbo: Well, just, uh. One more thing, Golden Witch Beatrice, I got one more Blue Truth.

Columbo: The door wasn’t actually locked, was it?