Happy Valentine’s Day

The longer after Valentine’s Day you reblog this the funnier it gets.

I MEAN

WHERE

THE FUCK

SHOULD I...

REALLY EVEN START!!!????

We gonna fuckin die, someone call Will Smith

they really confidant in their programming

It still bothers me when they hit the robot.

That robot is a GOOD BOY

It’s all fun and games till the gunbot fucking snaps and decides it’s had enough.

What in the ever loving fuck

So do y'all think this is real or

Isn’t this how Terminator started?

The fact that people think it’s real shows how good corridor digital are at what they do :P

It’s one day late and its pretty rough, but Happy Birthday Aizawa!!!

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

SHIT ID DO

Literally no one ever is gonna just give away their weed for free. Grow up

i mean shit,,, some kids at my high school gave puppy chow to others and the chocolate had laced weed in it and it sent a bunch of kids home and a few others to the hospital. it was given out for free,, you should still watch out bc who knows what kind of sick, twisted people are out there

please read this

there’s a jump scare video circulating all over the internet. it’s titled 1444 and the thumbnail is a man sitting on a couch holding a rifle to his head, there’s a landscape painting behind him. if you see this video DO NOT CLICK IT close the app/tab. the video is depicts a gruesome s*icide and it doesn’t censor anything. there’s also a possibility that this video is real as it’s affiliated with a “curse.” turn off auto play videos here on tumblr and on twitter. do not google the video or the numbers 1444 as some genius journalist decided to include the video in their article. steer clear of reddit as well. stay safe guys.

It looks very very real. Please do not watch it as it is EXTREMELY graphic and triggering. This is what the background looks like. Please be cautious.

Not my blog’s theme, but important. Please watch out for this, scamps… it’s really awful that people are being exposed to this kind of content… :/

Also boost this if possible. We want a healthy spooky season. No triggers, no panic attacks, no disrespect, no suicide apology. Stay safe and don’t watch this video!

holy shit…

ok i dont care whether you are doing it as a joke or just to see what it is dont watch it… dont even try oml.

im not even kidding. dont even try…

wait if youre dumb and gay, and IM dumb and gay, then who is driving the car

@tiredscarfman

nezu, obviously. how dumb and gay are you?

The summoning

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

LÖÖPS CAT IS STILL ALIVE

I got bad news for you

Very bad news

Incredibly bad news

Catastrophic news

Apocalyptic news

the beach

where i go to get away from sand.

this post is ancient look at all the deactivated accounts

Why all these pokemon racist

WARNING!!!!!

SO here, something serious, i hate talking bad about a person, sincerely I hate to waste my time with bullshit, i hesidated to do it but after seeing that, there is a moment when we must act, read evething plz.

this guy toonpunkdemon on Tumblr, PunkToonz on Discord, Creepythekiller1304 on Deviantart and PunkToonzArtz on Twitter. beware of this guy, he can be violent and unstable, he fed a stupid drama that I suffered it a few weeks ago some of you know. he has disrespected me and threaten me for something that does not even concern him but it’s clearly not the most serious, I do not event take the time to come back on the drama, here it’s not the question, i’m much happier now and my dear Mr Oddcat too.

Many of you know him, he’s a serial watcher, he try speaks to people with kindness like a friend to be able to put your ocs with his ocs no doubt, he was the same with me before, he does that with everyone, some will recognize themselves but from what i’ve see and from personal experience it usually ended badly so i think that should happened to me sooner or later given his behavior, DO NOT TRUST HIM, it’s not ok.

I WOULD NO SAY THIS FOR NO REASON SOME OF MY FRIENDS CONFIRM ME WHAT I THINK.

he travel from server to server discord.

i wanted to ignore him and forget about him, i do not care about his life, i would not do that if he bothered ONLY me and then i discovered that this guy annoys a lot people, i see good people, friends bored by him, some still suffer today, its can not continue BUT THE WORST IS THIS:

WHEN THERE IS CONSENT BETWEEN THE TWO PEOPLE, A MUTUAL AGREEMENT THIS IS NOT DISTURBING BUT HERE IS CONTRARY TO ALL ETHICS 

IT’S WORSE THAT I THOUGHT oof I dare not even imagine for other people. I do not want him to come and hurt other people for no reason, it seems he can do it, i only talked about it to my good friends but now people deserve to know, i say in all benevolence, i am aware, this guy has so much an oversized ego, he’s showing unimaginable bad faith and will probably try to denigrate me but HEY I’M READY OH IF YOU KNEW, it’s important to inform people of the situation. To say negative things about a person, annoys me, even if that person feels no remorse for doing this, I do not know if he’s suffering from a psychological problem or anything like that but anyway it’s not an excuse for insulting people and making them feel very bad, this lack of respect for people and sometimes even people whom he calls “friends” before is unacceptable, if for him it’s only a game, understand that it’s just not NORMAL. I did not want to come to this end but knowing that, the fact that he looks at a lot of people makes me very uncomfortable, it really becomes toxic, i would not do it if it was not necessary but now it is certainty that he bother other people so we would take the necessary steps to at least warn.

People are tired of this. IT’S TIME TO STOP

I would like to thank @alavidere @eliana55226838 @vanxllavixen @lady-glim @paneritas @startoonz @parliy @zombie-paradise @toon-up @gaby-sunflower95 @chaotic-milkshakes @sirenssanity for support and help!

thanks for reading, sorry a long post and my english is not perfect, i know than it does not concern everyone then at your own risk.

REBLOG PLZ AND BE SAFE

こども用ソファで猫じゃらししてたら、とんでもない瞬間が撮れてしまった。ポーズもすごいがアニメみたいな顔になってる…。

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

this felt important enough to share

@mostlycatsmostly

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

Well I didn’t know that chipotle was a raisin jalapeño

y’all wanna get some raisin jalapeño for dinner or nah