#peak comedy #brutal

“Mom? Dads? Uncle Traitor? I’m here to rescue your sorry asses.” 

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

Being 30-35 is coming to the conclusion that if wildly swinging a sword at random while screaming has gotten you this far, may as well keep at it. 

“Ghost Times” Grand Finale!

Pokémon Tale 33 “The Little Ghost” splendidly illustrated by Aya Kusube (1998) Enjoooooy!

That’s still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes

Here is the link in case anyone wants to donate some trees!

https://teamtrees.org/

They’re only about 1.2 million away, and a couple of weeks ago they were 4 million away. There’s a good chance that with a bit of noise made about this, they could rally for that home stretch. This would be a good time to tell your family, friends, co-workers about the project, as there are many people interested in donating to charities at this time of the year. Once you choose a donation amount, you can also select that it is a gift for someone else, if you’re interested in gift ideas.

If nothing else, please help pass on the news here!

if this is the sign you’re looking for, please

i love u

I love how every human there just gently ensures the doggo can keep playing. <3

reminder to artists now that gargoyles is getting some attention that elisa maza is black and native, please do not whitewash her or so help me 🔪🔪🔪

This is her mom, Diane-

Her dad, Peter-

Her sister, Beth-

and her Brother, Derek-

Elisa was voiced by Salli Richardson, her mother was African American and Native American and her father was Mexican, so the creators of Gargoyles specifically added that background to Elisa after casting Salli (making Elisa’s father Mexican/Native American, and they have specific episodes about Elisa’s family that center on their heritage. so yeah; no white-washing, thank you)

^^^^^^^all of this 

To people who are desperately asking for fundz/donations on tumblr.

USE THESE REDDIT SUBS INSTEAD PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!

Hate Reddit if you want, but using these subs are your best chance. People gather in these subs because they have charity to spare:

/r/Assistance /r/legaladvice /r/RandomKindness /r/Charity /r/care /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza /r/Food_Pantry https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPetFood/ https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfChristmas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/almosthomeless/ https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless

/r/freelance  /r/povertyfinance /r/thrifty /r/borrow /r/gofundme

/r/depression /r/familysupport /r/transitions 

I never see anyone actually getting any significant donations on tumblr and to be honest, tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. Use it as your last resort, it frustrates me to no end seeing people begging for help, reblogging the same post over and over, the same types of posts over and over, to no avail, when people are waiting to help you on a different part of the web  GO TO WHERE THE HELP IS. IF YOU WANT DIRECT ACTION TO WORK STOP WITH TUMBLR AND USE REDDIT.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN REBLOG THIS SO WE CAN START REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF DONATION POSTS THAT GET STUCK FLOATING AROUND THIS WEBSITE

Sorry to post this but I am really going Through it... I am working 2 jobs and some commission stuff on the sidelines and our house's mortgage is due and despite work... it's still not enough; also just found black mold on the ceiling and I would love some Help if u are able..

Am a trans guy who has painful scoliosis and am the only one feeding my sister who is a minor and my two disabled parents and my beloved cats;;

https://ko-fi.com/A2619OE

Also willing to do portrait commissions! For 15 usd (pls dm!)

Some of my art here in my portfolio

https://belldandy67.wixsite.com/portfolio

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

lbh michael collins is the true MVP of apollo 11

Source (x) (x)

I want one.

thought that said angels, which is objectively cooler

This post went from cyberpunk dystopia to fantasy revolution real quick

Holy shit take a look at some of the other things on that page that people have made. If the face bedazzling, the specific clothing patterns, the projector that gives you multifaces (like that one keanu reeves movie), or the other crazy masks aren’t a sign of a growing cyberpunk distopia era I don’t know what is.

I wish we didn’t have to live in any dystopian future but I would rather us slowly grow into a cyberpunk one rather than the shitty one we currently have…

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) confronted a CEO Thursday for pricing a drug designed to reduce the risk of HIV transmission at $8 in Australia but over $1,500 in the U.S.

“You’re the CEO of Gilead. Is it true that Gilead made $3 billion in profits from Truvada in 2018?” Ocasio-Cortez asked Gilead CEO Daniel O'Day.

“$3 billion in revenue,” he clarified.

The current list price is $2,000 a month in the United States, correct?“ she asked, referring to Truvada.

“It’s $1,780 in the United States,” O'Day responded.

“Why is it $8 in Australia?” Ocasio-Cortez countered.

“Truvada still has patent protection in the United States and in the rest of the world it is generic,” O'Day explained, adding, “It will be generically available in the United States as of September 2020.”

“I think it’s important here that we notice that we the public, we the people, developed this drug. We paid for this drug, we lead and developed all the patents to create Prep and then that patent has been privatized despite the fact that the patent is owned by the public, who refused to enforce it,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

“There’s no reason this should be $2,000 a month. People are dying because of it and there’s no enforceable reason for it.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/444091-ocasio-cortez-confronts-ceo-for-nearly-2k-price-tag-on-drug-that-costs-8-in

Pop

Off

Bitch

So to clarify, his answer to, “Why are you charging so much for this literally life-saving treatment” is, “Because we can get away with it.”

HELP CHILE

WE NEED YOUR HELP, THE POLICE AND THE MILITARY IS ON THE STREETS AND KILLING. OUR MEDIA AIN’T SHOWING SHIT, PEOPLE ARE BEING MURDERED AND ABUSED, WOMAN ARE BEING RAPED, PEOPLE ARE MISSING.

I’m not well spoken and my English is not perfect, but I’m speaking from the heart. When prices for our public transport raised once more people started to “evade”. This became a massive action, and police was sent to close the entrance of the subways and answer as they would see fit. But this is not about the subway fare, we’ve been enduring a lot of bs, and we’ve been silent this whole time. We don’t get paid enough to pay for our health, for our education, our public transport, for our water (our water is privately owned!!!) and electricity. And it seems it’s never expensive enough. So this is not just about the damn subway fare. Our president declared state of emergency, then set on a curfew, released the military to the streets and now he says “WE ARE AT WAR”. We’ve caught Police burning subway stations, buses, and causing property damage in order to blame it on us. tv is staging situations. We’ve seen police using drugs, beating up kids, killing dogs, shooting, and running over people. I can hear a f*cking helicopter and the firefighters as I type this.

THIS IS THE COPS BEATING A KID (message me for the link)

THE COPS DOING DRUGS.

AGAIN USING FORCE AGAINST KIDS.

I ASK FROM MY HEART, ALL WE NEED FROM YOU IS TO SHARE THIS, WE DESPERATELY NEED TO BE SEEN AND HEARD FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. PLEASE SHARE. IF TV ISN’T SHOWING HOW THEY KILL OUR PEOPLE, RAPE OUR WOMEN AND BEAT OUR KIDS THEN DON’T BELIEVE IT. I INSIST ON ONE THING: PEOPLE ARE BEING KILLED. There are videos as proof to everything I’ve said, I don’t want this post to be taken down (the videos are graphic) you can go ahead and search #CHILE on Instagram, people are recording everything but a lot of videos had been taken down. 

EDIT: MADE A POST WITH LINKS TO VIDEOS, IT IS NOT TAGGED IN CASE IT GOT TAKEN DOWN OR FLAGGED

(im tagging everything i’ve ever known, reaching for the fandoms in this page)

Dimitri needs a big hug

I’ve tried translation, but maybe it has many liberal translations, typing errors, incomprehensible parts, etc.  (;´Д`)

I’ll probably draw the second episode later.

日本語: https://fe-oleo.tumblr.com/post/188371158832/broken-things-episode1-there-will-probably-be

RAAAWRRR

First tear,

first smile,

first (??) love.