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I CALL THE FUCKING SHOTS HERE ON KINNIE TUMBLR

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I once stole. Pack of chewing gum and so my mother naturally did the whole "pretending to call the police" thing to teach me a lesson, but once I learned that she was lying I just made the assumption that police were made up to scare children out of stealing things, and ramped up my thefts to an alarming degree. I would walk around a shop with a bag putting snacks and drinks in before just walking out, I was never stopped, once I ever walked past some cops but again, I just assumed they were hired to act like cops. Wild time for me, this belief lasted until I was like, 12, but by that point damage had been done and I had to go to therapy to get out of the habit of just stealing things instead of buying things.

No more zodiac signs. If you were the main character and you finally brutally murdered somebody to show the audience that you are no longer the upstanding young man you were at the beginning and that you had "snapped," what song would be playing in that scene?

pretty cool site

when Walter white said "smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating does not constitute plans in my book" he was wrong. this is the moment he really became Heisenberg. if you ask me

people who use simp explode

btw people who arent black can reblog this .people who defend the funny internet version of the word are getting blocked on sight ^_^

hey uh im afraid i dont know what simp means beyond the most recent internet version, would you mind informing me of it’s actual definition? 

screenshotting these actually .

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[ID: tags reading #its aave essentially meaning it originated from black people. it was used as a heavy insult against black men who ‘showed too much emotion’ #which is essentially where the internet version comes from just horribly butchered. #the reason of why its bad is that non black people using it is basically erasing black history with the ‘funny internet version’ #hope that explains. you should do your own research but whatever. End ID]

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magic spell that sends me back in time and makes me accidentally reblog someone else’s post instead of making my own idk if it works thou

if you think about it calling things "chronically online" is itself chronically online behavior

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^ magic spell idk what it does just trying it out rn

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. sorry. this was meant to be my own post not on yours.

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jesse. listen to me Jesse. you need to touch an object with your little paws

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hey look mista white im gonna knock a glass off this high counter

waltuh. listen to me waltuh. your gay trans catboy colleague took a shit in the meth lab waltuh. you need to clean his litter box.

saul

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Saul...

skyler. LISTEN to me skyler. i dont know what you think i did but i promise you- really? crinkling the paper door? did you even, THINK, before you said that?

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jesse. listen to me Jesse. you need to touch an object with your little paws

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hey look mista white im gonna knock a glass off this high counter

waltuh. listen to me waltuh. your gay trans catboy colleague took a shit in the meth lab waltuh. you need to clean his litter box.

jesse. listen to me Jesse. you need to touch an object with your little paws

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cat breaking bad be like lets see paw allens card

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american psycho i mean

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cat american psycho i mean

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sorry

cat breaking bad be like jesse we need to lay in this beam of sunshine

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you conjure such a beautiful world