God's perfect killing machine.
Idiot.
God's perfect idiot
This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.
honestly dont talk to me unless you used to listen to the same 10 odd anime songs on your portable music player everyday in the car on the way to school or on full blast during passing periods (yes, with headphones.) as a ritual to cope.
Anonymous asked:
Jsyk, Sartre signed a petition calling for lowering the age of consent and had affairs with his much younger students. Would not recommend quoting him.
Strong 8 - light 9 /10 bait.
Things I liked:
- The sheer deft subtlety of the ask itself
- The frankly hilarious concept of "cancelling" Jean Paul Sartre
- The implication that the persona of the asker is familiar with Sartre, Sartre's philosophical works, and this corner of his life, AND flattens it to this specific sort of twitter social justice language.
- The bait itself almost reads like an inside joke to the author.
- "Would not recommend quoting him." Magnificent finisher, does not moralize, but is DEEPLY passive aggressive.
What I didn't like
- I'm normally a fan of "JSYK" it's one of those openers that's a solid choice for any occasion, but in this case, it felt like the wrong play.
- Personally, I would have stuck to the utterly deadpan delivery. The body of the bait is strong enough to carry it.
MY RESPONSE HAD I TAKEN THE BAIT:
- "Oh man, if you think that's bad, wait till you hear about [copy pasted list of every classical Greek philosopher]
feel like it's time for a new one. every reblog removes one HP from charles.
yea sure ill reblog that
tumblr: committing regicide one click at a time
being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life
like im aware that watching horror stuff at like 3am is going to make me think that slenderman is in my kitchen but also im a dumb bitch who sees scary video thinks yay i love scary video :) and immediately watches it
Fascinated by what the draws you people to horror content
i like when theres some kind of creature or perhaps a guy
The key to understanding Tumblr’s preoccupation with sad, pathetic men is that there are several distinct, only partially overlapping genres of sad and pathetic in play. “Clothes too big” pathetic is not the same as “inexplicably always damp” pathetic, and neither of these are the same as “makes you feel you need a tetanus shot just from looking at him” pathetic. A given character can of course fall into multiple categories, but they’re not interchangeable!
Actually the devil lives on earth in the form of a landlord who doesn’t allow pets
my favorite AITA ruling comments
I’m a fan of this one.
“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go
I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
everything about dream is so funny. like this dude gets in trouble for goading his fans into doxxing ppl like once a month and nobody even cares bc he hasnt TECHNICALLY done anything wrong he can just pass the blame onto his army of 14 year olds. hes like a mafia boss if the mafia was fucking pathetic
its literally like an unspoken rule on twitter that you dont shittalk dream unless you want a bunch of annoying kids in your dms for weeks how does the guy still have a career. hes not even funny
