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Things I Should Not Type

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Guaranteed to be completely incompatible with your pale/grunge/aesthetic blog

it's time for ✨GLAM SALSA✨

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i wanna meet the person behind the camera so bad

who are they

which shots are they filming

how do they manage to stay so quiet

did they get to try the salsa? did they like the salsa?

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her husband! you see him sometimes on her tiktok. he does get to eat the things.

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*blesses in Spanish*

“May the dead leave me alone.”

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

pearlmarley

Best Content on Social media rn

There’s different ways to spread love and happiness and here’s one of them

This made me smile soooo hard 😩☺️

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ibazly

I love this because unlike so many shitty videos pulling pranks on strangers, this one is entirely based on getting implied consent first. If they pick up the water gun and start spraying, it’s on. This is the kind of “goofing around with strangers” content we need, not like scaring people or breaking their stuff.

The people who were obviously dressed for a business day and partook in the game are wonderful

This is funny, but I can tell you why right now without a study

Glasses give you an immediate and blinding indication if your mask is not worn properly. If you wear glasses you are more likely to secure the mask tightly to ensure you dont fog up your glasses.

And 2, no one can sneeze or cough on ur eyeballs

I know the study hypothesized that it’s because glasses wearers don’t touch their face as much. But as a glasses wearer, I think Fatsexybitch is onto something with #1.