duo ephraim walked so rearmed heroes could book it the fuck out of the permanent summon pool
ouhghg im just a poor little lonely tab please dont close mee.. and can i have 100 trillion friends pleasse please
You want everyone to be able to slot into a pride and prejudice au but no one can accurately fit into the niche that Mr Darcy and Elizabeth have cornered which is completely and uniquely deranged and sophisticated in a way no marvel character, nay, not even an over watch character, can dare compete with
miss piggy: you are sad and pathetic and small and far too green, both your status and wealth are an embarrassment, and your mother's voice is shrill and painful... un. like. moi! *hair swish*
kermit: *stunned open mouth silence*
miss piggy: yet every day since i first saw you at the dance all i have been able to think about is how you are suitable for nothing in life but to be my bride! you are below me in every possible way but you simply must let me marry you!
kermit, flailing uncontrollably: THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL?!?!
I had to
this just in: ‘short king’ beheads person calling them ‘short king’
BEHEADS YOU BEHEADS YOU BEHEADS YOU STOMPS ON U THROWS U OFF THIS FUCKING LADDER
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i love you beacon 3
lntrusive
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the divine will of god