every time i send my bag through the little tsa security conveyer belt im like there’s going to be cocaine in there
guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"
what are we doing to the planet
you wouldn't get it
oi don't kare of monday's blue,, chewsday's grey and wensday too,,, thusday oi dawnt care about you it's friday oiminluv,,
dni people who prefer white lightbulbs over warm yellow lightbulbs
dni people who prefer overhead lightning over smaller lamps scattered throughout a room
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at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen
but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling
im terrified
He is planning to attack you
[holding myself firmly by the neck like a yowling squirming kitten] This Minor Setback Is Not The End Of The World
actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there
