Source: kalynskitchen.com
Chinese egg rolls - The ultimate guide to making restaurant-style egg rolls at home. These Chinese egg rolls are filled with tender meat and crunchy vegetables.
trans women names r like 22nd century cyberpunk hacker jewel thieves and trans man names are like drowned victorian children
it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl
honestly-andrew
It goes like this, the B the A,
The minor N, and the major A,
The baffled queen composing “It’s bananas”
I’d heard, that you, were talkin shit
And didn’t, think, that I’d hear it
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
Source: porterr-robinson
friendshaolin-deactivated202011
Rainbow Quartz 2.0: who are you?
Taako AdventureZone: I’m you but I can say
Found out that Stash teas have a decaf chai so life is real good right now!!
you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching
venuselectrificata
good complaining is some combination of a) funny, b) animated and theatrical, c) insightful re: human foibles, d) inquiry into social trends and norms.it must ALWAYS involve at least a small degree of self awareness, and is often used to build camaraderie and maintain relationships.
source: im jewish
i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up
bakabon-no-papa
some highlights
- Ron is a Slytherin
- Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
- Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
- Angels have replaced owls
- Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
- Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
- It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason
- Wizard duels are now called pray-offs
I’ll add more when i read more
bakabon-no-papa
more
- Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
- Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
- Voldemort has hair
- Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
- Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
- Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
- Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”
- THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
- Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell
- ““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“
- Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)
I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal
This is some anti My Immortal shit
sorry
how does one sob femininely?
PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS
I love you thank you