just a bunch of post thieves
pizza is such an odd food invention when u think about it like who the fuk sat and was like "hey let's make a giant flat piece of bread and then crush tomatos all over it and fukin throw some cheese too just for the hell of it yeah that's what I wanna eat tonight" 🤔🤔🤔 don't even get me started on the breadsticks
this girl on Xbox support just told me I was a very special case for her and added "(wink)" what the fuck is going on right now
if you chew with your mouth open I hope you know everyone around you wants to beat your ass
do not put me in charge of buttering the popcorn at the movies that is a mistake waiting to happen
Straight White Boy Problem #967
*laying on my bed*
*phone vibrates*
Me: *gets excited* yes! She texted me back!
Me: *looks at phone* wait… its a text from Will…
Will: “You’re so gay lol”
Me: *dejectedly falls on my bed, exasperated*