Jewish Father: You know, I'm kind of worried about my son. He left home a Jew, and he came back a Christian!
Rabbi: You know, it's funny you say that. My son also left home a Jew, and he came back a Christian.
God: You know, it's funny you say that.

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— Wanda Coleman, from “a romantic marriage,” The World Falls Away (via lifeinpoetry)
please listen to this kitten I met today
TRANSCRIPT:
Kitten: BEEPBEepbeepbeepbeepbeep.
People: *surprised and delighted laughter*
Franz Kafka (via marvlings)
a rework of my old 8-Bit version of Moonsetter by the always lovely composer, Toby Fox.
Jack Kerouac (via quotemadness)
