Dammit, Donald, stop staring
2.99 lil' coins is nowhere near enough for a wet melon. this comic is so fake
A shoulder Gandalf is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when you’re crying on the can
My dog's named Murray and he’s a asshole, except when he’s being really cute and touches noses with my baby. It’s in those moments that I regret my plan to cook and eat him.
Those ash piles are much closer together than the guys were standing. This comic is so fake
Try this out, next time you want a little loving.
Always pick after your dog. That’s the moral, I guess
relatable af, amirite boys
My daughter helped write this. Just asked her to talk for a minute. This is what I got
Which would you marry??? (If you'd even think of picking Fraggle, unfollow me)
A few months ago, I was invited to consult on an unopened comic strip-themed amusement park in Costa Rica. The concept was very cool. But there was a big storm, a bunch of the comic characters escaped their enclosures and wrecked the place, and I got stranded. Frankly, it was a mess. The word “chaos” doesn’t even scratch the surface. Dagwood figured out how to open doors, Snoopy ate a lawyer, and a bunch of tiny fucking horses from The Oatmeal killed the CEO of the whole company. I guess part of the problem was that some of the characters were having sex with each other because of frogs, despite assurances that was impossible? I dunno. I missed some of the explanation. Anyway, that’s where I’ve been.
And I also had a baby. Or more accurately, I had a baby thrust upon me by my wife’s vagina. It was disgusting. Luckily, this is our third, so I’ve been desensitized to the miracle of life.
Enjoy the comic!
Every moment is an audition
Twist, the whole thing is a bad drawing
you nerds better not report this
All doctors have the type of clinic they work at hastily scribbled on a sign on the front of their desk
Please enjoy this comic with a big bowl of ‘I can’t believe they’re not grape nuts’
An expertly curated selection of drawn things
The dialogue of this comic is a haiku if you read it wrong