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Nerdy illustrator-wannabe. Italian. Vegetarian. Serial spammer. Rooibos lover.
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but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

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fullblownpanic

same

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fiona-supreme-of-my-heart

Jesus

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americanhorrorstoryforreal

I bet those two are couple now..

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fullblownpanic

I’m gay

me too

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This is such a great story

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

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lynn-iswriting

What the HELL I saw this post YEARS AGO and now there’s a true conclusion? This is LEGENDARY

The next time I see one of those “millenials will be photographing the end of the world” posts I’m gonna scream because let me tell you, I just went through a natural disaster and Snapchat literally saved people’s lives. Thanks to snapchat I knew exactly what roads were flooded, what stores were open, what my HOUSE looked like (since I wasn’t there), and which shelters I could go to. People were snapping/tweeting asking to be rescued and THEY WERE. I didn’t get my news from the tv, I saw it in real time on social media and I will never not be grateful for that.

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Millennials will survive the end of the world because we photographed it.

adult politicians: teenagers shouldn’t vote because the part of their brain that deals with prioritizing long-term goals over immediate satisfaction isn’t fully developed
teenagers: please stop destroying the planet
adult politicians: but the planet won’t be unlivable for decades and I want oil money now

1. The Lovers of Valdaro are a 6,000 year old Neolithic skeleton couple who were found buried together in Mantua, Italy. 

 They were both around 20, both 5′2, and had no physical trauma evident in their bones. They were buried with flint tools. Their limbs are entwined in an endless embrace.

2. The Hasanlu Lovers are 2,800 year skeletons found locked in an eternal kiss in Solduz Valley, Iran. 

 The body on its back was around 20 years old, and the other skeleton was around 30 and showed signs of injury on the right side of their body. They were found in a plaster grain bin, most likely hiding from soldiers in a raid, and asphyxiated during this time.
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The more you think about it the more laughably absurd it gets and lmao at everyone saying disappointment at Steve's ending is just coming from Stucky fans, even Marvel fans on reddit think it sucks that he left Bucky and Vanity Fair has an article about Steve and Bucky behind sidelined

Oh yeah, when the spoilers were originally posted on reddit the top comment flat out said “Cap’s ending sucks ass.”

There’s not really an angle to enjoy from if you enjoy good story telling. Liked him with Sharon? Well, that’s his niece and he’s old now. Liked him as a man who stands up for what he believes in? Nah, he let his wife employ nazis and probably did jackshit about political issues considering none of that was mentioned in the museum that said he was actually assumed dead when that was happening. Liked him for his bonds with Sam and Bucky and his commitment to his found family? Nah, he had like one like about Natasha dying and barely cared about Bucky and Sam. Maybe you’ve lost your first love and can relate to his story of moving on and finding life beyond romantic pursuits? SIKE MOTHERFUCKER.

Not even exaggerating, this movie made him an incel obsessed with reuniting with a woman he kissed once and knew was happily married. Makes him a coward who ran away from rebuilding the world after the apocalypse who let awful shit happen to his loved ones and let his wife employ nazis who tortured his loved ones. He’s a dick friend who didn’t even say goodbye to anyone else including the ppl he spent five years with post snap?? Didn’t even rly say goodbye to Sam and Bucky. He abandoned the support group he was running—you don’t think the dude with the dead husband who you encouraged to move on who was trying to date again is without mental turmoil now that he has a boyfriend and his husband is back from the dead?? SOUNDS LIKE HE NEEDS SUPPORT (and like you could actually help with that sort of thing).

I don’t know what audience this was for besides people who have an extremely shallow understanding of his character and will coo at anything they’re told is a happy ending.

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so like. are we supposed to accept. that steve went back and lived happily ever after. knowing that while he was doing that. bucky was being tortured. for seventy years. are we r ea lly s u ppos ed to a ccept t h at

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reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

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11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet

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james-asslow

this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god

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thecarrisonfiles

Awwwww

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When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”

When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.

My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.

And he paid rent to live there the entire time.

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an-gremlin

Local Carpenter Stumbles Into Stardom, Worries This May Interfere With His Carpentry

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My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Ford’s ranch. She stops for gas, and as she’s filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him “who do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?”. He takes off the helmet, and it’s Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says

“Hey! I’m not Darth Vader, I’m Luke Skywalker”

From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:

“The Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. I’m coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and it’s Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesn’t want to be bothered; I’m sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was. 

So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, ‘If there’s ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, I’m building the Millennium Falcon!’ So I turn around very hesitantly and go, ‘Harrison, I’m sorry to bother you. I’m co-production designer on the new Star Wars, I’m just back from London, and I’ve been building the Falcon.’ A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation — he couldn’t have been sweeter. 

As I’m walking away, he goes, ‘Darren!’ and calls me back. He goes, ‘The toggle switches.’ I go, ‘Toggle switches.’ He goes, ‘The toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldn’t hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.’ I go, ‘No problem! I’ll take care of it!’ 

So months go by, I’m back in London, we’re getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.’s headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrison’s with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. They’re just giddy; they’re having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, ‘Phew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.’ That’s my favorite story.”

HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN

Don’t forget about his Halloween costumes

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Harrison ford is a chaotic-good-aligned cryptid, confirmed

HARRISON FORD APPRECIATION POST