Target: Hey Charles we have those Doritos Flamin’ Hot Cool Ranch chips you are looking for. They are on sale for $3.50 each and you get free shipping if your order is $35 or more. Me: That means I have to buy 10 bags of chips. T: Well no, you can order other… M: 🤫 I HAVE to buy 10 bags of chips! #mealprep #absaremadeinthekitchen https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc1bxnkpAuh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Last weekend I was experiencing the VIP lifestyle at a BTS concert courtesy of @kitkkat333 and @mresortspacasino It was pretty fun considering I had never listened to them before. #BTS #mresort #allegiantstadium (at BTS Permission to Dance In Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcwanTCFmQD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
I actually calculated that I now spend about 25% of my life wearing a dress shirt, slacks and dress shoes. So when I go to Vegas I tend to let things get a bit out of hand. Props to the one girl that recognized what I was going for and called me “David.” #schittscreek #vivalasvegas (at Flamingo Las Vegas Hotel & Casino) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ccqx4G3vAbz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
I told myself I wouldn’t cut my hair until “Covid was over” but after 2+ years I had to break my vow. Unlike Samson however I feel like a literal weight has been lifted off me when this was chopped off. #neveragain https://www.instagram.com/p/CcMN9KLpKFE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Tribunal Trip 2022 Part 2. If you have easy to moderate rock formations that you need climbed, maybe you can hire us… Scramble Team 6. #joshuatree #freesolo (at Joshua Tree National Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbicG_lPLJk/?utm_medium=tumblr
Tribunal Trip 2022 Part 1. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing” #joshuatree #goodtimes #keepplaying (at Joshua Tree National Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbZHaq9OkNV/?utm_medium=tumblr
So some of you might be wondering why I suddenly disappeared...
well it’s because I’m in New York right now.
Why am I in New York you ask?
Well, because I’m an uncle now.
P.S. Yes yes, I know none of you care about my RL, I will get back to posting after I get back to California.
