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I have my own robot army

@thegreatmachine17 / thegreatmachine17.tumblr.com

I have to many OC's for my own good and most of them are robots. My fandoms include Transformers, Destiny The Game, Pokemon, Critical role, Detroit Become Human, Neopets, She Ra becuase I kept seeing Hordak on my dash and decided I wanted in, and most recently clone-centric Star Wars content becuase I have a bad habit of getting atached to characters that are destined for tragic endings.

saw an ant on the bus today, what a horrible fate. moved an unfathomable distance from everything you've ever known because of forces you could never possibly understand. no matter how long you follow the pheromone trail you laid you'll never find your way home.

Did the spider that made a web in my cars mirror survive being barreled down the highway at light speed? Can insects feel fear in a way we understand? If I think too hard about this I start wondering if this is what the other side of a lovecraftian story looks like. An ant lost on the bus.

Don't you dare do this to me

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If you went by what you see on TV you’d think the nation was gripped in a collective outpouring of grief and.. it isn’t! No spontaneous flower tributes, no black armbands. People are just getting on with their lives. The only public displays are by brands and businesses.

Look at the number of flowers in town today under the queen statue. They’ve optimistically set the barriers far back anticipating thousands. There’s about 15. There was no one there paying their respects either. Literally no one. The biggest queue was at a burger van nearby.

Not a fuck-anyone, just a customer who always amuses me. There's this guy who comes in all the time to watch movies, and he looks /so/ much like Tommy Wiseau, except his name is Agressively Italian, and he wears custom shoes that are royal blue with huge white polka dots.

Like, I don't think he's actually Tommy Wiseau, but at the same time, if the news someday breaks that Mr Wiseau has had a secret identity as an Italian with clown shoes (affectionate), I would not be shocked lol

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Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.

Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way