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@thedickcatcher / thedickcatcher.tumblr.com

Hey my name's Tiffany and this is my blog so like yea.

like this post to let staff know we want an animated personal butler on our pages to greet us when we log in and to catch us up on what we missed while we were gone and he also has items that you can unlock to customize and personalize him

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

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vickythepixie

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

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teacrumps

Shoulder blades.

My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

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it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

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friendlytree

eternal classic