Wow...

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard

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La tortuga racista vuelve

Unironically based soda

inspired by that one post about how you can cut out the middle of “fine looking” for an expert YTP style sentence mix

Glory hole

brendon urie said "people already hate me and my music anyway might as well just make bad songs" and he called it viva las vengeance

i really like how Tumblr gives me no concrete way of actually knowing who my mutuals are beyond "people who interact with my posts somewhat often and I interact with theirs and I'm PRETTY sure we're following each other".

like on Twitter it's ALL about keeping track of this stuff, and some people get SOOO fuckin weird and clingy about it. but on here I could be mutuals with someone for a whole year, and if I didn't see the notification when they first followed me then I'd have no idea. someone could unfollow me, and unless I'm insane and scroll through my entire follower list specifically looking for their name, I would never notice or have any reason to read into it. it's great. I adore it.

I don't know HOW this site managed to get so many basic little things right about social media (and then mostly stick with them!) while Instagram and TikTok and Twitter seemingly get more toxic and metrics-obsessed with every update, but I'm glad they did

“Girls gays and theys” <- uninclusive while trying to be inclusive. Bad. Makes me uncomfortable.

“Ladies, gentlemen, and other distinguished guests” <- inclusive but far, far too formal

“Alrighty gamers” <- Incisive of everyone, informal, and fun to say.

“Everypony” <== pisses everyone off.  flawless

Where the

FUCK

is my like button?

To answer your questions, I hovered over it with my cursor (cause I was on desktop) and it fucking evaporated

can we just get a ‘thank you’ to burgers

i think sex should be autisticer. stim on this dick. i don't know

the song 💀

well the first step is to blaze a post about you getting no pussy

Following the Ben Shapiro method, I see