super value fart bag

@thecrimsonalchemist / thecrimsonalchemist.tumblr.com

{ he/him, 30 } hi i'm elijah and i'm the reason god doesn't talk to us anymore
Avatar

Imagine: horror movie characters comfort you after an IBS attack

Ash Williams:

Image

Damn baby that ass can SHIT! I think IBS makes you 10 times more groovy ๐Ÿ˜ gimme some sugar baby

Herbert West:

Image

I may be a doctor, but that doesnโ€™t mean Iโ€™m a gastroenterologist. I advise you see someone else to help you with your.... issue.

Ghost Face:

Image

That poop hurt my girl???? Iโ€™m gonna stab it to death!!! Ghost face style

Freddy Krueger:

Ermm I havenโ€™t seen any nightmare on elm street movies yet so I donโ€™t know what heโ€™d say sorry :((

Jason Vore Hes:

*starts shitting in solidarity*

Avatar

โ€œamazon said streaming their lotr series will determine the future of their streaming service, so donโ€™t watch it!โ€

Avatar

โ€œjust stream stuff illegally, but make all the gif sets and fanfic and fanart you want!!โ€

Anonymous asked:

/gen did queen elizabeth did something problematic recently or are people just celebrating her death bc she's rich and a royal ? Asking bc i havent seen any callouts or negative headlines about her recently

she ships reylo hope that helps

Avatar