listen. i know it sounds fucking insane coming from me but if you haven't already i need you to log onto twitter and vote for sans in the finals of the tumblr sexyman poll
sure reigensweep is hilarious. but this is more than that. this is SO much more than that i need you to see my vision. twink supreme was funny. it was the introduction. dilf supreme solidified it, but now? this meme can't physically keep going forever. it's not a matter of "if" he loses it's matter of WHEN. specifically, when it'd be funnier. and i NEED YOU to imagine how fucking HYSTERICAL it would be if reigen lost the only competition he actually had the credentials for TO SANS FUCKING UNDERTALE.
it's the perfect 3 arc structure to the perfect joke. i need you to imagine a world where that happens. i need you to imagine the memes. the art people would make. the fanart *I* could make. I'm begging you to see the bigger picture. don't let reigensweep run itself into oblivion. it could go down today, but it would go down in HISTORY. don't let the perfect setup be destroyed by commitment to the bit.
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
my problem is that my taste in men is free guy
that movie sucks
sorry you hate fun
sweetie i'm sorry but that movie was the worst thing i've ever watched. like i actually felt like vomiting after it ended
thank you so much for the ask! yeah
guys
if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
happy ten year anniversary
i work at a children's hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there's the Baby Vest.
it looks like this:
it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we're literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.
fire alarm (ringing)
me, stuffing babies into my vest: sorry excuse me i have to leave immediately
I keep seeing Morbius on my dash and frankly, I want to see Lessbius
I also want to see Lesbians
do u smell with ur nose or r u normal and smell with your eyeballs
im normal obviously
this site has desensitized me so much but not even by gore or anything i just forget that "biting and ripping and killing you" is not an appropriate response in nearly any context
On the flip side, I also forget that "I am kissing you on the mouth" is not an appropriate response in nearly any context
ok, so i want to know
when you look at this image, reblog and tag the first character it reminds you of
[ID: A sketch of a tired-looking man with facial hair and a gray-streaked ponytail wearing glasses. End ID]
i am going to barehandedly disembowel the next person who tells me to vote
this is the only form of voting that has any positive effect. other valid ballot boxes include politicians’ homes and those fake christian “pregnancy resource” centers. get creative with it
jerma is playing the stanley parable ultra deluxe and the devs put him on the website so he started posing funny so the devs started photoshopped a spider onto him so he opened his mouth for the devs to put a spider in and they did. and here is proof of that
Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck