*pokes* "..."
“Oh, you’re still awake? I thought you’d played martyr and sealed yourself away in that hideous blade of yours.”
“Mhm. She probably finally realised how utterly useless you were and cut you loose. You should be glad! Now you are free to spend the rest of your meaningless life in peaceful obscurity, many would be envious.”
Ghirahim sighed, flipping his hair out of his face before returning his hand to his hip. It fell right back in place, of course, it was more a flippant gesture than anything.
“That was teleportation magic. Come now, you’ve seen me do it a hundred times before. I recognised it was time to retreat and regroup rather than risking further injury. Unlike some people, I have the grace to admit defeat.”
“My Master is not gone, and even if he were I would sooner shatter my own core than be anything less than antagonistic towards you.”
ask-little-fi
“I still have a purpose! You have no right to say the goddess abandoned me! She didn’t! There is no way she would!
Fi listened to the demon lord and couldn’t stop a soft giggle from escaping her mouth. “Teleportation magic?? So.. you say.. you abandoned your master by teleporting away while he was still able to stand and hold his sword? That isn’t admitting defeat ghirahim, its running away with your tail between your legs whilst you betray the trust of your master. There is no grace in that at all.”
She floated closer to ghirahim untill their noses were almost touching She talked with a soft voice almost as if she pitied him
“Your master is gone. I was there i saw him fade from existence before my very own eyes. Don’t hope for his return. Even if he would come back he probably wouldn’t want you anymore since you practically handed him over to me and my master.”
“I can’t decide if your naivety is refreshing or annoying. Hylia is not the paragon you seem to think she is, higher beings (as much as I loathe to refer to that heifer as such) are never so simple. None of them would think twice about discarding a tool that had served its purpose.”
“Oh, so you are blind while you’re in your true form. Good to know. He had just been impaled by a sacred blade, he could barely stand in the end. You cannot call me a coward for fleeing as I did, it took more strength to do than you could understand. If there had been even the slightest chance we could have still prevailed I would have remained with him. Despite the anguish it caused me to leave I knew our best chance for success would come at a later assault. Clearly, your creator neglected to give you a tactician’s mind.”
Ghirahim made no attempt to move, a floating child was hardly of any threat to him after all. Besides, it would be much quicker to stab her from this distance if he so felt like it.
“Oh, I fully expected him to be initially… displeased with me when he returned, but I would much prefer an alive and angry Master than a dead one. Besides, he would understand. In any case…”
The spirits white lips curled into his characteristic smirk,
“…He’s already back.”
ask-little-fi
“The goddess wouldnt discard any weapon. She is kind and caring and although the hylians come first she does care about her chosen ones and subordinates.”
Fi blinked as the demon lord effortlessly twisted her words and made it sound like she was indeed blind or naive it made her feel terribly insecure however by no means she would show this crack in her defence to ghirahim.
“I’m not blind! I just.. i saw it. He.. he looked lost without a sword he vanished before my eyes i saw it! And you didn’t stay by his side when you thought he’d fail, when he died.. he was alone..”
From her point of view it was so simple. You killed the bad guy and the world would be saved. But now.. ‘he’s already back’ tjose words made her float back a few feet, a mixture of fear and anger on her face.
“That can’t be! He’s gone! Master slayed him.. ghirahim if you’re joking right now it isn’t funny! How could he possibly be back?”
“Correction: She wouldn’t discard a useful weapon. You’ve outlived your purpose, you’re of no further use to anyone.” A pause, then a soft noise of amusement, “Although, I suppose at your current stature you’d be perfect as a toothpick for my Master. I’ll have to suggest it to him, oh, the very thought makes me giddy~.”
“One cannot kill a being such as he, even if his body is destroyed his spirit endures. It is difficult to revive a being in that state, yes, but it is not impossible. I have done it before, have I not? Albeit to a lesser extent, I will grant you that. Regardless, is it really so surprising? I thought Hylia had intended you to be more brains rather than brawn.
Trust me, child, he is hale and whole.”
ask-little-fi
“I.. i don’t have to listen to this! You’re just trying to.. to knock me off balance! You have no idea what i’m capable of in this form, so you’d be wise not to underestimate me.”
Fi turned around and floated towards the exit of the room where ghirahim resided. In front of the door she turned and looked at the demon lord
“Even if he is back again you have made a mistake by telling me. I will find master link again and together we will defeat both of you. Like the hero always will do. Good will always win!”
This was just too funny, the demon could not hold back his laughter at that.”Have you happened to chance upon a mirror lately? You’re a toddler, what on Earth could you possibly do to me? The only new thing you seem to be capable of is throwing tantrums. Well done on that, by the way, it’s been a marvellous performance so far. At the very least you’re actually entertaining to talk to now, it was like trying to banter with a potato before.”
Ghirahim let her go. What would the fun be in just slaughtering her now? Besides, something as simple as death was far too good for someone who had humiliated his Master as she had. No... she would have something far, far worse coming when he and Demise decided to grace her with their attention.
“Hmmm? I fail to see how it’s a mistake. Look at you! You’re hardly long enough to pierce his skin anymore. I was just being the polite lord I am by giving you fair warning of what is to come. Go on, run off to the Skychild, I’m sure you will be much more useful to him as the butterknife you are now. Oh but please, do hurry, I can hardly wait to taste his blood again.”
*pokes* "..."
“Oh, you’re still awake? I thought you’d played martyr and sealed yourself away in that hideous blade of yours.”
“Mhm. She probably finally realised how utterly useless you were and cut you loose. You should be glad! Now you are free to spend the rest of your meaningless life in peaceful obscurity, many would be envious.”
Ghirahim sighed, flipping his hair out of his face before returning his hand to his hip. It fell right back in place, of course, it was more a flippant gesture than anything.
“That was teleportation magic. Come now, you’ve seen me do it a hundred times before. I recognised it was time to retreat and regroup rather than risking further injury. Unlike some people, I have the grace to admit defeat.”
“My Master is not gone, and even if he were I would sooner shatter my own core than be anything less than antagonistic towards you.”
ask-little-fi
“I still have a purpose! You have no right to say the goddess abandoned me! She didn’t! There is no way she would!
Fi listened to the demon lord and couldn’t stop a soft giggle from escaping her mouth. “Teleportation magic?? So.. you say.. you abandoned your master by teleporting away while he was still able to stand and hold his sword? That isn’t admitting defeat ghirahim, its running away with your tail between your legs whilst you betray the trust of your master. There is no grace in that at all.”
She floated closer to ghirahim untill their noses were almost touching She talked with a soft voice almost as if she pitied him
“Your master is gone. I was there i saw him fade from existence before my very own eyes. Don’t hope for his return. Even if he would come back he probably wouldn’t want you anymore since you practically handed him over to me and my master.”
“I can’t decide if your naivety is refreshing or annoying. Hylia is not the paragon you seem to think she is, higher beings (as much as I loathe to refer to that heifer as such) are never so simple. None of them would think twice about discarding a tool that had served its purpose.”
“Oh, so you are blind while you’re in your true form. Good to know. He had just been impaled by a sacred blade, he could barely stand in the end. You cannot call me a coward for fleeing as I did, it took more strength to do than you could understand. If there had been even the slightest chance we could have still prevailed I would have remained with him. Despite the anguish it caused me to leave I knew our best chance for success would come at a later assault. Clearly, your creator neglected to give you a tactician’s mind.”
Ghirahim made no attempt to move, a floating child was hardly of any threat to him after all. Besides, it would be much quicker to stab her from this distance if he so felt like it.
“Oh, I fully expected him to be initially… displeased with me when he returned, but I would much prefer an alive and angry Master than a dead one. Besides, he would understand. In any case…”
The spirits white lips curled into his characteristic smirk,
“…He’s already back.”
ask-little-fi
“The goddess wouldnt discard any weapon. She is kind and caring and although the hylians come first she does care about her chosen ones and subordinates.”
Fi blinked as the demon lord effortlessly twisted her words and made it sound like she was indeed blind or naive it made her feel terribly insecure however by no means she would show this crack in her defence to ghirahim.
“I’m not blind! I just.. i saw it. He.. he looked lost without a sword he vanished before my eyes i saw it! And you didn’t stay by his side when you thought he’d fail, when he died.. he was alone..”
From her point of view it was so simple. You killed the bad guy and the world would be saved. But now.. ‘he’s already back’ tjose words made her float back a few feet, a mixture of fear and anger on her face.
“That can’t be! He’s gone! Master slayed him.. ghirahim if you’re joking right now it isn’t funny! How could he possibly be back?”
“Correction: She wouldn’t discard a useful weapon. You’ve outlived your purpose, you’re of no further use to anyone.” A pause, then a soft noise of amusement, “Although, I suppose at your current stature you’d be perfect as a toothpick for my Master. I’ll have to suggest it to him, oh, the very thought makes me giddy~.”
“One cannot kill a being such as he, even if his body is destroyed his spirit endures. It is difficult to revive a being in that state, yes, but it is not impossible. I have done it before, have I not? Albeit to a lesser extent, I will grant you that. Regardless, is it really so surprising? I thought Hylia had intended you to be more brains rather than brawn.
Trust me, child, he is hale and whole.”
*pokes* "..."
“Oh, you’re still awake? I thought you’d played martyr and sealed yourself away in that hideous blade of yours.”
“Mhm. She probably finally realised how utterly useless you were and cut you loose. You should be glad! Now you are free to spend the rest of your meaningless life in peaceful obscurity, many would be envious.”
Ghirahim sighed, flipping his hair out of his face before returning his hand to his hip. It fell right back in place, of course, it was more a flippant gesture than anything.
“That was teleportation magic. Come now, you’ve seen me do it a hundred times before. I recognised it was time to retreat and regroup rather than risking further injury. Unlike some people, I have the grace to admit defeat.”
“My Master is not gone, and even if he were I would sooner shatter my own core than be anything less than antagonistic towards you.”
ask-little-fi
“I still have a purpose! You have no right to say the goddess abandoned me! She didn’t! There is no way she would!
Fi listened to the demon lord and couldn’t stop a soft giggle from escaping her mouth. "Teleportation magic?? So.. you say.. you abandoned your master by teleporting away while he was still able to stand and hold his sword? That isn’t admitting defeat ghirahim, its running away with your tail between your legs whilst you betray the trust of your master. There is no grace in that at all.”
She floated closer to ghirahim untill their noses were almost touching She talked with a soft voice almost as if she pitied him
“Your master is gone. I was there i saw him fade from existence before my very own eyes. Don’t hope for his return. Even if he would come back he probably wouldn’t want you anymore since you practically handed him over to me and my master.”
“I can’t decide if your naivety is refreshing or annoying. Hylia is not the paragon you seem to think she is, higher beings (as much as I loathe to refer to that heifer as such) are never so simple. None of them would think twice about discarding a tool that had served its purpose.”
“Oh, so you are blind while you’re in your true form. Good to know. He had just been impaled by a sacred blade, he could barely stand in the end. You cannot call me a coward for fleeing as I did, it took more strength to do than you could understand. If there had been even the slightest chance we could have still prevailed I would have remained with him. Despite the anguish it caused me to leave I knew our best chance for success would come at a later assault. Clearly, your creator neglected to give you a tactician’s mind.”
Ghirahim made no attempt to move, a floating child was hardly of any threat to him after all. Besides, it would be much quicker to stab her from this distance if he so felt like it.
“Oh, I fully expected him to be initially... displeased with me when he returned, but I would much prefer an alive and angry Master than a dead one. Besides, he would understand. In any case...”
The spirits white lips curled into his characteristic smirk,
“...He’s already back.”
Smile Like You Mean It The Killers
Dreams aren’t what they used to be, some things sat by so carelessly.
*pokes* "..."
“Oh, you’re still awake? I thought you’d played martyr and sealed yourself away in that hideous blade of yours.”
ask-little-fi
“I wasn’t playing martyr! My task was fulfilled, therefore it was time for me to engage in eternal slumber. Though it wasn’t really eternal.. i mean.. i’m here now and you have no reason to be a meanie to me! I never did anything wrong to you! And my blade is elegant and sophisticated! Not a monstrosity that won’t fit in any sheath like yours. It’s far too big!”
“So you failed, then. You have no idea how much joy that brings to me. You couldn’t even handle one measly eternity of confinement? Incredible, truly, your conviction is about as strong as a soggy leaf.”
“…You have the gall to say you have not wronged me? After what you did to my Master? Despite your physical inferiority I thought you at least had some iota of sense in that blue head of yours.”
ask-little-fi
“I have not failed! I.. hylia.. the goddess probably woke me because.. because she found a new destiny for me.. i think.. And didn’t you break into a milion pieces after my Master defeated yours? Maybe i’m here as your counterpart. To stop you from whatever you’re trying to do now! Also. Leaves are waterproof, therefore they don’t get soggy.”
The small spirit puffed her cheeks and looked at the other furiously.
“I personally haven’t wronged you. I simply carried out the task the goddess gave me. I saved both the skies and the surface. I only approached you to see if we maybe could make peace since your master is gone now, but now i get how silly that idea was.”
“Mhm. She probably finally realised how utterly useless you were and cut you loose. You should be glad! Now you are free to spend the rest of your meaningless life in peaceful obscurity, many would be envious.”
Ghirahim sighed, flipping his hair out of his face before returning his hand to his hip. It fell right back in place, of course, it was more a flippant gesture than anything.
“That was teleportation magic. Come now, you’ve seen me do it a hundred times before. I recognised it was time to retreat and regroup rather than risking further injury. Unlike some people, I have the grace to admit defeat.”
“My Master is not gone, and even if he were I would sooner shatter my own core than be anything less than antagonistic towards you.”
i would hurt you or use you. | you unsettle me. | i dislike you or you annoy me. | i would like to get to know you better. | i pity you. | you confuse me. | i feel indifferent towards you. | i would be friends with you. | i would fight by your side. | i would hug you or hold your hand. | i would kiss you. | i would sleep with you. | i would lie for you. | i would protect you. | i would fall in love with you. | i would kill for you | i respect you. | you are my family. | i don’t know you. | I would throw you into Eldin Volcano | I would chain you in the ocean until you had rusted away
*pokes* "..."
“Oh, you’re still awake? I thought you’d played martyr and sealed yourself away in that hideous blade of yours.”
ask-little-fi
“I wasn’t playing martyr! My task was fulfilled, therefore it was time for me to engage in eternal slumber. Though it wasn’t really eternal.. i mean.. i’m here now and you have no reason to be a meanie to me! I never did anything wrong to you! And my blade is elegant and sophisticated! Not a monstrosity that won’t fit in any sheath like yours. It’s far too big!”
“So you failed, then. You have no idea how much joy that brings to me. You couldn’t even handle one measly eternity of confinement? Incredible, truly, your conviction is about as strong as a soggy leaf.”
“...You have the gall to say you have not wronged me? After what you did to my Master? Despite your physical inferiority I thought you at least had some iota of sense in that blue head of yours.”
*pokes* "..."
“Oh, you’re still awake? I thought you’d played martyr and sealed yourself away in that hideous blade of yours.”
....You like what you see, I take it? I can hardly blame you, I like looking at me too. Or is this you researching for those asinine statistics of yours?
Jersey is easily my most favorite fable, appearance wise. As if my interest in the Jersey Devil hasn’t been a thing since forever in the first place
ghirahim: appears on screen for literally less than a minute
me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
i would hurt you or use you. | you unsettle me. | i dislike you or you annoy me. | i would like to get to know you better. | i pity you. | you confuse me. | i feel indifferent towards you. | i would be friends with you. | i would fight by your side. | i would hug you or hold your hand. | i would kiss you. | i would sleep with you. | i would lie for you. | i would protect you. | i would fall in love with you. | i would kill for you | i respect you. | you are my family. | i don’t know you.
You call yourself a warrior goddess, and yet you say you do not appreciate my form? What sort of warrior is blind to a perfect blade when they see it? You poor thing, I think you’re well past your best-before date. It might be time to go out to pasture, hm?
i would hurt you or use you. | you unsettle me. | i dislike you or you annoy me. | i would like to get to know you better. | i pity you. | you confuse me. | i feel indifferent towards you. | i would be friends with you. | i would fight by your side. | i would hug you or hold your hand. | i would kiss you. | i would sleep with you. | i would lie for you. | i would protect you. | i would fall in love with you. | i would kill for you | i respect you. | you are my family. | i don’t know you.
From our one brief meeting I can tell you are the sort of individual I usually wind up killing out of annoyance.