We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?
This applies to all words, even the words you think to yourself.
I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
so I got an advertisement from Monster High that’s like that Clawdeen commercial, but I can’t share it, it’s called Here For Life (Music Video) ft. Draculaura | Monster High
What would you bring to a deserted island: gear, grub or fun? Pick a side and fight for your team in the next Splatoon 3 Splatfest, getting messy from 24/09!
Team Gear. Put me on a deserted island and I will be thrilled I don’t have to deal with others if I can build a shack and a water irrigation system.
Gays we’re winning
and by gays I mean me and me only
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.
12/05/2023.
"Phonoaesthetics isn't my thing so I can't explain why, but German is an inherently funny language," exhibit A
I love it because it was a choice. They could have put the whole title in English, THE QUEEN. They could have put the whole title in German, DIE KÖNIGIN. Anyone writing at the spiegle speaks English proficiently, it was not an accident they choose chaos.
The lion fish part is an A+ detail. (They’re invasive where I live, so I have no love lost for the little craps.)
my favorite part is that so many ppl were like "they KILLED NEPTUNA" and the description is like "no shes fine" lmaoo
I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL
We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.
Been a while since I've gotten an incomprehensible ad.
Not a mufasa origin story
This is blatant revisionism of the Lion King canon. Mufasa was born the eldest son of Ahadi, himself the son of Mohatu, both kings of Pride Rock, and Mufasa directly quotes Ahadi in explaining that the past kings live on in the stars. Zazu states that Simba and Nala's betrothal is part of a tradition going back "generations," further establishing that this kingdom is not new, which it would have had to be if Mufasa founded it. Scar's entire claim to the throne rests on him being the younger brother of the king, a claim which would only hold legitimacy if there had been a previous king to father him.
This brazen defilement of the Lion King lore is, without a doubt, the worst thing Disney has ever done as a company.
WAIT IF MUFASA WAS BORN AN ORPHAN HOW THE FUCK IS SCAR HIS BROTHER
See I thought so.
I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.
I’m not going to recover from this. The eyes still visible as a shabby bit of A4 has been smacked in the middle of its face. This is art.
Shoutout to Jimmy Kimmel being a POS at the Emmys refusing to give up the weird “dead body” gag and make winner Quinta Brunson step over him and make sure he couldn’t see up her dress, but also ruining pictures of her historic Emmy win forever. He better publicly apologize on his show, send her a huge bouquet of flowers, and donate school supplies to public schools in her honor, because this was a selfish, thoughtless thing to do.
And that’s why Will Smith popped Chris Rock people are way too comfortable publicly humiliating black women for no reason at all..
If you went by what you see on TV you’d think the nation was gripped in a collective outpouring of grief and.. it isn’t! No spontaneous flower tributes, no black armbands. People are just getting on with their lives. The only public displays are by brands and businesses.
Look at the number of flowers in town today under the queen statue. They’ve optimistically set the barriers far back anticipating thousands. There’s about 15. There was no one there paying their respects either. Literally no one. The biggest queue was at a burger van nearby.
as a comparison, this was Kensington Palace after Diana died:
Reblog to make Lizs ghost furious
