Anonymous asked:
Is this the same vashta nerada who made funny stuff ages ago? All the old popular blogs are gone
no
I've only been on tumblr for a month, but how did I only just now find your page? How are you not better advertised?
@ david karp promote me
anyways u can like this if you don’t have instant messaging yet + want it
you usef to be my favorite acc a few years ago back before i deleted and remade my acc a bunch of times and holy crap i'm so glad i found one of your posts on my dash, looking through your blog is weirdly nostalgic lmao
i look through it a lot to remind myself how funny i am
MY BOYFRIEND FOUND MY TUMBLR!! RIGHT AFTER I MADE A POST CALLING HIM A DOORMAT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DISAGREE WITH ME!! I'M DYING OF EMBARASSMENT
is it a nice doormat at least
Anonymous asked:
I can't seem to go to sleep before 3 in the morning. what do i do?
nyquil to the face drug misuse is ok if you’re a teenager
this is bad advice @ 16 y/o me
Anonymous asked:
PRINCESS RACHEL THE NEW THE-VASHTA-NERADA OF TUMBLR WHY DOES YOUR SISTER THINK THAT MEMES ARE FUNNY????? HAVEN'T YOU TAUGHT HER BETTER THAN THAT???????? it's okay tho, my sister thinks they're funny too...
i try to explain to her how they’re not funny but she doesn’t get it
if we could only turn back time....
maybe I should turn this into a relatable teen shitpost blog
i would totally fuck a meme but I would never fuck uh....banksy...or... *sweats* a gemini?
Anonymous asked:
stealing the McDonald's 'M' is fucking stupid. you obviously have a sense of entitlement that makes you think you can do anything. the manager saw you and then you have mommy protect you. you could at least own up to it. stupid hipster bitch.
I’m laughing omfg
Why is every anon about relationship advice? :l
IDK I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT IS CAPTAIN AMERICA
all u ever want to know about are the best friend love chords and the monopoly post and the McDonald's M.....don't you care about my dreams...my thoughts...my brand
can you believe it’s been two years since i jacked this url… does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes
it’ll never change me & u
can you believe it’s been two years since i jacked this url... does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes
