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anna • 24, she/her • absolute madagascar trash • pro-mort • likes/follows from pinwheelwhirl • est. 2014
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transmortifried

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

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transmortifried

WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS

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doubleca5t

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

#this post kills me every time
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somethingscarlet13

My favorite thing about the penguins of madagascar is that every single one of their missions is DYI. It doesn't matter what it is, even when they're saving the entire world they don't ever use a single high-tech gadget or big spy plane, it's always "we're gonna save everyone with hard work, teamwork, grit, our little pink barbie car, whatever Rico can cough up, and this probobly very buggy invention Kowaski built just this morning using only a paperclip, a calculator, and string" and I love them for it

#YEAH

I have some feelings about Maurice at Peace

  • It's Phil's fault this whole misunderstanding happened, because he yanked the paper out of the fax machine before it was finished printing. Way to go Phil
  • The chimps went to the penguins with that information and not Maurice. Did they think they could do something about it or did they just not want to have to be the ones to tell him?
  • The penguins then go to the entire zoo with that information and not Maurice. This is some sort of HIPPA violation
  • We don't see a lot of the animal's initial reactions but one that we do see is Joey?? And he looks genuinely shocked/upset?? What's going on there??
  • Marlene is the one to come up with the idea of giving Maurice a good last day, but she does not actually help with this plan. WHY. I stand by that they'd be such good friends if the show would let them, they carry the brain cells. This would've been perfect
  • Kowalski. Kowalski. This episode gives me so much fuel for my "Kowalski and Maurice are secret besties" agenda. Of the penguins, Kowalski is the most visibly upset about the situation. Kowalski is the one desperately working with the chimps to figure out a cure. Kowalski is the only one of the penguins to cry when they think he's gone. THEY ARE BESTIES AND YOU CAN PRY THIS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
  • Maurice being confused when Julien refers to them as buddies. That hurts so much with AHKJ on the brain. Actually I should do a gifset and make myself more sad
  • You know who else Maurice is secretly chummy with? Bada and Bing. He has hired the gorillas to be his security on at least two occasions. They push him in the tire swing and give him bananas 🥺 also in The Penguin Stays in the Picture they essentially babysit Mort for several hours, and seem quite content with it. I think the gorillas are totally chill with Maurice and Mort and they just don't like Julien
  • Maurice comments that the throne gets hard when you sit on it for too long. When Julien gets him a pillow, Maurice says that isn't what he meant. What did you mean Maurice. Did you want him to massage your butt. Get back here Maurice WHAT DID YOU MEAN--
  • Julien crying over Maurice's "dead" body. Even as he's making stupid comments, that wounds me AHKJ did Maurice's fakeout death way better though
  • Julien giving him a very thorough hug after they realize he's fine. He's just all over him and I love them your honor
#this is just such a good lemur episode okay...
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featherglum

I honestly didn't expect so many people to care about my little au :-0 Thank you all for the support!!

Here's a quick drawing of them together for size reference. I guess the height hierarchy is still the same, just more exaggerated.

Also, feel free to send asks about the au if you're curious about anything! I may not have all the lore 100% finalised but I'll still try my best to answer your questions!

#SCREAMING AND CRYING LOOK AT THEMMMMMM#THE FAM#PRIVATE IS SO BABY#HHHHHH OBSESSED WITH THIS#fanworks: digital art#fw: skipper#fw: kowalski#fw: rico#fw: private