you may ask yourself, what? and you may ask yourself, huh?????
You may find yourself in a different room of your house.
You may ask yourself, well.... what did I come in here for????
I wish you all very good sex. if you don't like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don't want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.
I'm into sex and romance but I could really go for some good soup and bread right now
What about Jennifer's personality. Jennifer's mind
losing my mind that Flick and C.J. will automatically live together if you build them a vacation home
I fully believe the queen is dead and they just don’t wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so they’re keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.
apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day… now I’m not saying they’re weekends at Bernie’s-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but….
I think you’re right
what if she’s cocooning before evolving into her final form
I predict that a day or two after the 6th, we will hear she’s taken a “sudden turn” and passed away. I feel like it’s quite gruesome to predict that but… yeah. I think they’re trying to get her to 70 years on the throne
Or prevent generations of teenagers from snickering about her “69 year reign”
Both of those are likely
Extra large Playpen sofas of the 1970s.
Oh these were for fuckin’
i think these would be nice as normal couches but the ad copy is all like “if you aren’t going to exclusively have orgies on this thing we’re gatekeeping it”
hillary-clinton-peg-me
I NEED a 1970s velvet sex sofa
i arrive at the ball in my finest gown. i descend from the stairs like an angel from heaven and strike a pose
… BITCH PLEAAAAASE
AHAB, Assigned Hector at Birth
“Do you know who this is?”
Yeah, that’s Hector.
“Oh cool. What’s he in?”
Yes.
What the actual fuck
The most hilarious thing is his actual name is Noel.
Most men will probably be gifted flowers only a couple of times in their life and one of those times will be their own funeral
dolefulscribbles
*feels both “I am so bored & understimulated I want to do EVERYTHING!” and “I am so exhausted & overwhelmed I can’t do ANYTHING” at the same time*
Anonymous asked:
What fuels u to keep using tumblr
Okay I could write a 20 page paper about why this place is more desirable than other platforms but :
- Chronological post order
- No influencers or corporate personalities
- Aggressive monetization & marketing strategies don’t work here
- Nobody knows how many followers you have (this is a good thing, trust me, if I had it my way, you wouldn’t even be able to see the number of likes/comments/shares of a post without being its creator)
- General anonymity - no pressure to share personal information but the option is always there
- Recycled content, this website’s like the radio of social media. Old hit posts from the early 2010s regularly come back in circulation, and trends here actually have staying power. The trends are also organic and not made to sell a song or popularize a product for exactly 1.5 months like tiktok trends that everyone rapidly forgets.
- Unlike with Twitter, faceless accounts here are undeniably real people sharing content they like with no incentive to promote products or brands. If somebody gives general advice here, you can be almost certain that it’s not sponsored (and therefore biased toward a certain solution)
Caption: [ (multiple people talking at once) Someone says “Oh my god, love is love!” Two other people chime in, saying “Happy Pride Month!” and “Oh my god!”. All together they say “Happy Pride Month!”. When the billboard changes to show a chick-fil-a ad, they all start screaming.]
corporations on June 30th 11:59:59pm versus July 1st 12:00:00am
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