The “I refuse to go to sleep even tho I have to wake up in 3 hours” squad

Aries, Gemini, Aquarius, Leo, Virgo

do you ever wonder how many people have ever seen you? in person or online?? how many thousands of people have seen your face throughout your existence??? wow????

someone, sarcastically: hah go cry about it 

me: i’m literally going to

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

do u ever eat waffles or someting too fast and then feel like ur chest is imploding on itself

The Perfect Blogs for The Signs

Aries: teengle Taurus: actuates Gemini: sublime Cancer: analisfun69 Leo: easied Virgo: ex-plore Libra: astrologysecrets Scorpio: moontheist Sagittarius: lunalites Capricorn: onlydogblog Aquarius: wolfgang-west Pisces: justbrosthings

I'm lowkey lame af, I'm either at work or home on Netflix

reblog this text if you have unlimited texting but only text 3 people

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

I cannot believe that that ‘that that’ thing is a thing we use in english

I cannot believe that that “that that that that thing is a thing” thing is a thing you just said

pet peeve: if ur a cute human being but u live thousands of miles away

me: *scrolls through own blog* 

me: honestly there is no other blog out there that is this put together, it’s a masterpiece 

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

when you motion for your pet to come sit on your lap but they just ignore you and walk away 

they’re loose

…I’m scared.

Sharknado 3 lost its budget

I loved Katy Perry’s halftime show

when you get a bad haircut and you see people for the first time

that is absolutely not where i thought this was going