Hey girly

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if anyone is still here and remembers me, I’m getting engaged to a paediatrician who is my age and not a sugar daddy. he made me a ring and makes me dinner every night

newlabours

memewhore

bondsmagii

the two massive spiders living in opposite corners of my bathroom moved into the same web last night happy pride month everybody

nessamiibo

hangingoutwithdogs

imanes

forever removing “agree to disagree” from my vocabulary now i end all my arguments with “live with what makes you comfortable but know that ultimately you’re not telling yourself the truth” and that’s on me being sick and tired <3 we’re burning bridges today

venusianphase

s0irenic

A conductor on the Pskov-Moscow train feeds a cat named Felix sausage during a short stop in Staraya, Russa. Felix shows up every day at 22:40 & has for several years. All conductors are aware of Felix & prepare sausage in advance.(Source: Reddit)

fieldbears

I’m imagining a new conductor getting assigned this route and getting an informal but very serious memo about sausage prep

kant-deactivated20190908

me: hey i like your shoes

girl: thanks

me: friendzoned again

guerrillatech

What if the ancient Egyptian people put animal heads on their gods not to be half animal, but to represent the characteristics those animals possessed.

#k.speaks

I believe things being big and small are a side effect of our limited perception of reality. Distance and size isn’t real, it’s only perceived that way to fit our relationship with the senses we do posses.

#k.speaks