you hate me because you know i am funnier and sexier than you. when i jingle my little clown bells and do my silly little jester dance it fills you with anger that i can be so funny and also so sensual in my big, big clown shoes
feeling well fed today thank you for the content mr mikkelsen
testosteronetwink
Image of a text that reads: In conversation with some coworkers, today, one of them said that homeless people should have to work for their meals just like the rest of us.
I said, "Okay, I know a man who is homeless. He'd be happy to work. He's got a business degree. He would be happy to come clean your house, do your yard work, or help you with your filing, walk your dogs, babysit your kids, or just about any office job. What time tomorrow should he come see you?"
They all just looked at me.
I said, "Mind you, he's homeless, so he hasn't showered in a while and the only clothes he has are the ones on his back because he lost all his stuff last week when ge got picked up for vagrancy and they wouldn't let him go back for his bag. It would be a few weeks before what you are paying him is enough to get shelter and such."
And still they stared at me.
I finished, "See? It isn't that easy. He can't get a job because he's homeless with no access to hot water or clean clothes. He can't get access to shelter, hot water or clean clothes without a job. You want him to work for his meals? Give him a hand out of the vicious circle. Stop pretending that all he has to do is get a job."
Unhoused people are not intruders into our communities, they are our communities’ failure to take care of their own.
Unhoused people are not intruders into our communities, they are our communities’ failure to take care of their own.
Little louder for the people at the back.
do y'all not understand that being gnc can be punk and aggressive and ugly and grungy and messy
i take pride in my shitty eyeliner and skirt so old and dirty i'm surprised it hasn't fallen apart because for me, being gnc isn't just about being pretty, it's about pissing people off. for some people, it can absolutely be about being pretty, but people who aren't gnc seem to only see it as "gnc men have to dress soft and pretty or i see them as a threat and gnc women have to be pretty and masc at the same time or i see them as predatory" and that shit is annoying.
if you want to be seen as soft and pretty, that is okay.
what isn't ok is people shoving gender nonconforming people into boxes and categories that some of them don't even want
The whole point of being gnc is that you don't have to conform and there aren't any categories like anyone that attempts to push all the gnc peoples into boxes just no.
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
hydro-punk
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
It’s even worse than i remember it
Rats
SONGS USED
“MAD RAT ALIVE” from Mad Rat Dead OST “Crawling” by Linkin Park The Christmas in July HH Gregg Commercial “Rats Birthday Mixtape” by Jerma985 “London Bridge” by Fergie “Pick Two to Defend You the Rest Are Coming to Kill You: The Song” by Mystery School “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” by The Smashing Pumpkins “Defunctland: The Failure of Disney’s Check E. Cheese Ripoff, Club Disney one bad gloop That One Tiktok with the dude goin “OH SHIT!!! A RAT!!!!!”
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opalescentboy-deactivated202106
Is he... you know... ???
The little gay run I do across the street that makes driver's wanna hit me
phucc yea comcrete
hi i exist on this account as a cryptic nothingness who also happens to be a literal sex god thanks (yes i made a new account and yes i am never going to touch it)
HI IM LOOKING AT YOU YOURE SO HOT????? MY SEX GOD I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
some day ill be able to post this on thursday
it’s out of touch thursday
shitty-car-mods-daily
A compilation of awful
All this time and we never noticed that Umbridge was Rowling's self-insert
See, I actually find this take interesting because Rowling has explained that she wrote Umbridge to be like the uptight, bitchy women she knew growing up. The kind of women who were close minded and hated having fun because that was "improper". Only now, in the year of our lord 2021, do we see that this was literally the kind of person Rowling ended up being and maybe those snotty women she grew up with influenced her more than she likes to think they did.
Rowling has always positioned herself as a feminist, but in reality she's always held a deep contempt for other women. It's all over her work.
The Harry Potter series spends half it's time describing how ugly women the audience is supposed to hate are, and how crazy they are, and how stupid they are for going against the status quo. Even Hermione doesn't escape this virulent, misogynistic contempt.
Rita Skeeter's own descriptions focus on how 'mannish' she is.
When Rowling wants people to hate a female character, her biggest focus is on her appearance.
It's no surprise she's devolved into transmisogyny because she has always had a deep-seated hatred for women she thinks aren't "proper and ladylike enough" and I'm not entirely unconvinced that this doesn't actually come from a place of self-hatred. A desperate need to reassure herself by highlighting women she thinks are "lesser" than her.
Not unlike Blaire White fixating on "cringy trans person of the week" to escape the self-hatred of being an opprotunistic shill for the alt right.
one day true crime tumblr is gonna be like “ted cruz is a creep and a republican so Hatsune Miku now did the zodiac killings”
themanslayer
idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all
risenempire-deactivated20210506
They are both the same color
They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey
Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat
his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey
