Anonymous asked:
my boyfriend has a huge dick, I cant stick it all in my mouth what do I do?
Pokemon Heritage Post
found out today that the "no don't [action] your so sexy aha" meme is, in fact, NOT well known outside of internet circles and you should not just Say That to an unsuspecting coworker
good to know. you took one for the team
“pull the trigger piglet” is another one you can cross off the list, i said it to a coworker who proceeded to very seriously ask me not to call him a pig
dpi stands for dobby pussy indulgence so jot that down
as you can see the more dobbys pussy is indulged, the better
Anonymous asked:
its only a bi 3 way if you take it in the ass while fucking a woman anything else is straight
so 3 dudes IS straight? thank god, i can finally settle this argument once and for all
the council has spoken
Bad pun 13; Halloween edition.
Do you know how many plastic bones people buy each Halloween? Skelletonnes
Step 1: predict something
Step 2: make the prediction come true
Step 3: prophet
