i love them so much. we were robbed of an interaction between them. commission by @nontann
edit: this is dulcinea not cytherea for those that are unsure 👀
the-kellin-under-the-vic
Anonymous asked:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
joleebindo
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
Welcome to JTV Pokecenter! Please ensure your pokemon are in a carrier, on a leash, or in their pokeballs at all times. Thank you!
Your friendly neighbourhood veterinary clinic is probably the closest thing in real life to a pokemon center, eh? So here are some pics of a few of my patients re-imagined as pokemon. I’ve been meaning to do a mashup like this for a while, but now seems a particularly relevant time.
(And if you ever visit our little clinic with your real life critters, I’ll check out your pokemon as well for free! ;) )
having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though
you have a father, there is another. you have a sister, there are no brothers. you have good friends, you have a lover. when friendships end, you will still love her.
I think knights devoted to ladies and falling passionately in love with them is fucking sick as hell actually. Just also the knights should also be ladies.
Friends I won’t lie. Thinking about boobs. Thinking about a pair of hefty breasts. Thinking about a pair of soft, bouncy titties. help
“If you want to see hell, I’ll go with you”
Commission for @yeopsmith 💖 inspired by Umineko