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Whore!

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Connor. UK. He / They. Catboy. A homosexual of eldritch origins. Links n' stuff!

these pizzas are in fighting for their lives in the artic rn

Hey, I've worked at multiple grocery stores over the years, and these pizzas are no longer safe for human consumption. This frost means the freezer has been turned on and off and on and off a bunch of times, melting and thawing and refreezing over and over. Don't buy food covered in thick frost.

i promise you the ingredients of those frozen pizzas are more damaging to your health than whatever minimal amount of bacteria managed to grow in between fridge outages

why are you catholic

why are you pro mold and catholic

"Phonoaesthetics isn't my thing so I can't explain why, but German is an inherently funny language," exhibit A

I love it because it was a choice. They could have put the whole title in English, THE QUEEN. They could have put the whole title in German, DIE KÖNIGIN. Anyone writing at the spiegle speaks English proficiently, it was not an accident they choose chaos.

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cat breaking bad be like lets see paw allens card

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american psycho i mean

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cat american psycho i mean

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sorry

cat breaking bad be like jesse we need to lay in this beam of sunshine

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you conjure such a beautiful world

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guy who has a weird nickname and when he tries to explain where it came from it doesnt make sense

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they call me piss because i never give up

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they call me baby mario because i'll hurt anybody