Chernobyl Fleshlight on Tumblr

this is the funniest headline i've ever seen

i think it's so funny (depressing) that sweepstakes used to be like "you could win $20,000!" and now it's "we'll give you $5 for lunch"

#to be fair i guess it's not really sweepstakes if anyone can turn this in but still #they're not even paying for your lunch because bread + cheese + lunchmeat is way more than $5

swarnpert

https://www.1997toyotatacomawaterpumpgasket.com/

molabuddy

get fucked

nflstreet

she W on my D til i'm 40

swarnpert

to all my german followers: do you guys actually call your cell phone a handy

swarnpert

if any of you guys could give me a handy i would really appreciate it...

remember when i made fun of harry styles and a bunch of transphobes got mad at me for calling myself a man

#anyway my fashion sense is still better than his

vendata

Calling him the new King of Pop is so funny. He has not impacted society in any way. He is not influential. The only thing he’s king of is making music that’s played in department stores

shirtsthatgohard

#thoup and thauthages...

to all my german followers: do you guys actually call your cell phone a handy

crowzenyogurt

custom painted jacket comm for @soupcans oh to be a walking vintage dnd guidebook

wretched8-deactivated20151105

catfindr

sleepy-bebby

Manul / Pallas's cat

firefox-official

Anonymous asked:

What’s a good song

firefox-official answered:

i dont know…….

Anonymous asked:

This guy doesn’t know about the gleeking community 🙄

ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624

i highly doubt anyone has a screenshot of this but please if you happen to have a pic of the tweet of the guy’s package on the roof and the caption says “Are you cunts fucking bent? @auspost” please please please reach out

bigheadmode

miracles are real