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Puppy reacts to getting hicups!

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dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.

MY SWEET CHILD

Imagine a scenario where Deadpool fights off these guys who invaded his apartment then all the sudden there’s a dinging sound from the kitchen and Deadpool excuses himself and comes back out with a mug brownie and proceeds to eat it. Confused and hungry, the invaders run off

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i have never related to something more in my life

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*deep silence*

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

“I tried. I really did…. but ….

It doesn’t matter. I failed. “

(Direct aftermath of THIS pic —> 

i cant stop laughing help

#DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGHTS I HAVE WOKEN TO FIND A FACE INCHES FROM MINE #STARING #ENDLESSLY STARING #AND BEEN LIKE ‘DON’T SCREAM IT CAME FROM YOUR WOMB THIS IS YOUR WOMB NUGGET’

if I ever have children I am forever calling them my womb nugget

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Fuck right off

JK said on Pottermore this was canon. 

Can we just talk about the fact that based on their hand positioning, she’s technically the one escorting him?  Fabulousness.

If you think they’re not besties, you’re dead wrong.

Ughhh i love them so much

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Story of my life

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

Not all Americans:

• are fat • like McDonald’s • like meat • drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

This is not even a little bit true. I am an American, and I don’t have A pet Eagle. I have 13, one for each of the original colonies, as do all True Americans.

I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged so I can unplug it and roll to the other side of the bed.

ceasepool:

still not motivated enough.

to be honest it’s been over seven months since I reblogged this post for the first time. I’ve had (and lost) three jobs, gotten two different roommates, attended three conventions, made a shitton of followers and came out as transgender

but my room still isn’t clean

i saw the thumbnail and it looks like he is fiercely barking at something, but no, the dumb idiot is trying to eat freaking snowflakes

she is going on a big adventure

:O

This is like reverse Jaws lol

Naughty or Nice? Pretty accurate I would say.

Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back