every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!
WOAH
LOVE my new bone

every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!
WOAH
LOVE my new bone
Ziyue Li , Jujie Wang and JIianhui Wu by Chunchenzhang for Sicky Magazine - June 2020
Money Idol Exchanger / Money Puzzle Exchanger by Atsuko Ishida (Ishida Atsuko Gashu 2 - Flowery Orange Pekoe, 1998)
Hello! I hope this email finds you well! Please be aware that these exclamation points are equivalent to a prey animal signalling alarm, and I am afraid of you!
Money Idol Exchanger by Atsuko Ishida (Ishida Atsuko Gashu 2 - Flowery Orange Pekoe, 1998)
a mature Ellen the Generous weeding out the weak clones to ensure that only the strongest take up the mantle
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER
peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine
Tell me, Will, am I a clementine or an orange?
“I’ve never been to school before. I’ve never had friends. It’s all sort of… new to me.“
Hummingbird mom with her babies
I know the size of the chicks SHOULDN’T surprise me, given the size of the adults, but by God it still does.
we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed
no we absolutely do not
Kitty masterpost
My local shelter didn’t show her babies but they gave her a cool name nonetheless
When I tell you I snorted!
legolas:
gimli:
aragorn:
gandalf:
BLEASE
Gollum
Eomer:
Boromir:
Elrond:
This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher
*does a magical girl transformation sequence but at the end its just regular me with a hard hat, safety glasses, and high visibility vest*
OSHA compliant magical girl