None Gender With Left Girl

…………does DRACULA know lucy's getting all these blood transfusions

like can he taste the difference in people's blood and he's just "oh sweet the Westenra buffet's still open. nom nom…" *pause* *steps back* "ma'am why do you taste like a goddamn lord sleep-deprived doctor dutchman?"

does he not have any way of knowing the difference but he can kinda guess because hot damn she has. notably more blood than he left her with, somebody must've topped her up (probably those assholes who lurk around her house and do annoying shit like "close the windows" and "rub garlic all over everything" but hey at least they're keeping the food stocked up.)

or is he just like "…is this girl basically bottomless soup and salad? should she not be dead by now??"

on 13th September 2005 supernatural was first broadcast. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Peak shihtzu behavior

black and orange might b the classic Halloween colors but let us not forget purple and pale turquoise they are 100% as ghastly and ghoulish

The thing is the colors of Halloween are all of the colors. You’ll see Halloween promotions like “we made our milkshakes GREEN!!! Spooky!!” or entire product lines where it’s all red because that’s like gothic vampire stuff or devilish. Blue motifs for haunted mansions, white ghosts and bones and ivory, pink guts and blob monsters, Halloween just celebrates every possible color palette and aesthetic.

bakeableschicago Had the pleasure of making Timothy Olyphant’s birthday cake

shoutout to the asshole walking by at the airport rental car place past midnight who looked at me crying (I lost my driver’s license in a strange city) and starting making mock crying noises to his nine year old son

thank u to the people who defended my honor, I am pleased to report the sac TSA found my license and my dad was nice enough to fedex it overnight so I am good to go and everything is fine now!

RHEA SEEHORN 74th Primetime Emmy Awards (September 12, 2022)

I am no longer asking

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

This is George Costanza behavior

GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?

-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-

GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!

JERRY: No, they just him’d you?

GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!

JERRY: The X ones are fun…

I think we're all missing something very important

He's cheering

Still can’t believe that this same man had to sit next to someone who could only say “My favorite thing about the movie is that it feels like a movie”…

mutuals, I am dropping full sized candy bars in your pumpkin shaped pail.

SANGRE DE VIDA

my friend who works in theatre just pointed out to me that WICKED is still showing tonight and the first line of that musical is "GOOD NEWS! SHE'S DEAD!" i really don't know how they're gonna work around that one

West End Wicked 2022-09-08 about to become THEE most valuable bootleg of all time

SHIT SHIT THE SWANS ARE FREE GRAB A SWAN WHILE YOU CAN IF YOU LOVE IN ENGLAND NO ONE OWNS THEM ANYMORE GOGOGOGO

rip anthony bourdain, the dinner party you would have hosted today would have been off the hook 😔