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The Long, Dark Teatime of the Soul

@stealyourshiny / stealyourshiny.tumblr.com

Max|Nerd|Fibromyalgia|30+
I speak (Belgian) French, some (Belgian) Dutch, some German, some Irish, some Japanese, and a tiny bit of Spanish.
I'm into Dragon Age, Mass Effect, KotOR, SWtOR, and other such things.
If you like Fenders, check out my AO3.
Icon art by @Domirine!!
Sideart by @hibdoudeluxe!

Latest chapter of Glömma is now up! 

If you don’t know, I have stepped in for @stealyourshiny to finish a story that I fell in love with years ago. I have some big shoes to fill! 

Summary:  From a Kink Meme prompt: Anders manages to separate himself from Justice and loses his memory and the Darkspawn Taint.

It’s quite a ride to write.

She is doing a fabulous job and I’m so happy with how it’s going!

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🚨 MY VIDEO CARD IS TOTALED 🚨

So, fun story: last night (7/27), my screen popped and fizzled out. An attempted restart stopped at loading the video card port. Even after a full chassis cleanout and trying again, it's completely kaput, likely due to the overwhelming heat recently (thanks SoCal!)

My computer is literally my only source of income rn and I need to pay my rent, so! I would seriously appreciate if you could help me out with getting a replacement/helping with funds via ko-fi or paypal! I also have venmo, but tumblr mobile literally will not let me upload pictures 😬

I can also take commissions, with the understanding they will be delayed for my current queue and actually getting a replacement card in so my computer will work, haha

Thank you in advance for your help and boosting!

Self-Promo!

So apparently I owe over $1,400 in taxes on the year I’d been unemployed for 7 months, and since I haven’t had a job since December 2018, that’s making me really fucking nervous. I just filed my extension but I need to somehow make that money.

So, hello!

I’m Ocean, also known as Elliott, and I’m a queer, trans, writer and editor. I currently am jobless due to medical and mental health issues, but I can’t get healthcare because I’m broke. I can’t manage to hold a fulltime job without severely damaging both my physical and mental health and aggravating documented diagnoses, which makes me ineligible for unemployment benefits, but cannot seem to get qualified for disability. (Yay, millennial culture intersecting with malevolent capitalism!)

Nervous reminder that I have a Ko-fi and Patreon account if you enjoy the content I create!

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Every reblog helps as I try to work myself out of this bigass hole! I appreciate all the support I receive. I’m working on reopening my active commissions, and will announce open slots when I have them ready.

Thank you very much!

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hey guys - business has been pretty slow for me commissions wise, and i have to get a rent payment in by monday (4/15) - still need at least $150 to make the payment. on that note, i’d really appreciate if you could

i know i’ve been pushing the comms a lot–it really means a lot to me that you guys have been signal boosting and passing my art along. thank you so much!

Video games don’t have to have good graphics to be good:

Video games don’t have to be about combat to be good:

Video games don’t have to be linear to envelop players in their worlds:

Video game bosses don’t have to be difficult to be fun:

Video games don’t have to lack color simply because they are “post-apocalyptic”: Video games can have lighthearted art design and still carry deeply dark themes:

Rethink video games.

My Experience with Video Games

Tagged by: @bewitched-elf

favorite game from the last 5 years? Witcher 3

most nostalgic game? Baldur’s Gate

game that deserves a sequel? The Dig

game that deserves a remaster? KotOR series, The Dig, Final Fantasy Tactics

favorite game series? Witcher

favorite genre? RPG, Adventure point & click

least favorite genre? PVP

favorite song from a game? “Otherworld” in FFX

favorite character from a game? So many... Laguna from FFVIII, Geralt from Witcher, Anders from Dragon Age, Minsc and Boo from Baldur’s Gate.

favorite ship from a game? Anders/Fenris from Dragon Age

favorite voice actor from a game? Jim Cummings

favorite cutscene? Geralt finding Ciri in Witcher 3

favorite boss? Trilliax from Nighthold in WoW, and Ultros in FFVI

first console? Apple II GS

current console or consoles? PC

console you want? Maybe a Switch

place from a game that you’d like to visit? Rapture - PRE-BADSHIT from Bioshock

place from a game that you’d like to live in? Snuggford in the Delicious series, or Stardew Valley, oooh or the Animal Crossing town.

ridiculous crossover that would never happen but would be super fun? Witcher and basically anything.

book that would make a good game? Lyonesse series by Jack Vance for fantasy, and Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams for sci-fi.

show/movie that would make a good game? LABYRINTH

games you want to play? I have over 500 games and I haven’t even touched some of them yet, sooo..... lots and lots and lots.

have you gotten 100% completion in a game? Fuck yes.

have you cried over a game? All the time

what power-up or ability would you want in real life? A photographic memory.

OC Associations

tagged by @bewitched-elf.

Liam Ravenwind

ANIMAL: Cat  COLOR(S): Black, Flaming Orange/Red, Grey MONTH: July SONG(S): “I’m Still Here” by Johnny Reznick NUMBER: 19 DAY OR NIGHT: Night PLANT: Belladonna SMELL(S): Pipe smoke, leather GEMSTONE: Black Pearl (which isn’t technically a gemstone, but stfu) SEASON: Winter PLACE(S): Quiet corners of busy cities FOOD: Fish in a bun ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Cancer ELEMENT(S): Smoke, Shadow DRINK: Mead 

Rhyein

ANIMAL: MOONKIN (shut up it’s totally an animal)  COLOR(S): Teal, Red, Purple MONTH: June SONG(S): “Greensleeves”  NUMBER: INFINITY DAY OR NIGHT: Night PLANT: Snap Dragons SMELL(S): BIRD POOP GEMSTONE: Moonstone SEASON: SPRING PLACE(S): TREES FOOD: THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Sagittarius  ELEMENT(S): Light, Healing DRINK: Tea. Lots of Tea. 

Feyar Whirlbrew

ANIMAL: Crow COLOR(S): Black, Dark Blue, White MONTH: December  SONG(S): “Money, Money, Money by the Pound” (Pete’s Dragon) NUMBER: 21 DAY OR NIGHT: Night PLANT: Black Hellebore SMELL(S): Metal GEMSTONE: Opal SEASON: Summer PLACE(S): Banks, Money Vaults, Dragon Hordes... FOOD: Lord Vetinari’s Bread and Water Recipe. ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Scorpio ELEMENT(S): Cold, Ice DRINK:Water 

@lichface @rayeliann @hyperbali @queenqueso @ootron Because you will all find something amusing in these answers. :p

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Commission Pricelist - Open For Business!

Hello all! Here is my newly updated commission pricelist - please note that everyone currently on my waiting list is fine to use the old prices that have been quoted to them, this is for any and all moving forward!

If these images are difficult to read, prices and extra notes can be found under the cut below; please send any questions or inquiries to balicommissions@gmail.com o/

ER Bill

Heyyyyyyy so this weekend my roommate Max started feeling no so great, with a fever and not sleeping. That started to escalate into a 100+ fever, chills, no eating. We assumed it was the flu, so we took her to the Urgent Care where we found out that her flex spending card only had $11 on it – the visit cost $75.

Now today her temperature has gone up to over 103 and she’s dizzy, overheating but shaking, and generally looking awful. I just took her to the ER and came back to take care of animals and write this post. The last time any of us went to the ER for the flu or (what we’re guessing it is now) pneumonia, the bill ended up like $300 which is more than we have saved now

TLDR; roommate is in the ER for very bad flu or maybe pneumonia and we’re not financially prepared for a possible $400+ bill right now. Anything to help us cover this and get Max back on her feet would be super appreciated

WHOOO 

so we stayed at the ER from 9:30 PM to 2 AM cause YAY AMERICAN HEALTHCARE \O/ 

But Max is already doing so much better thanks to the medicine and care, and thanks to everyone’s kindness we are all good on the bill! 

Thank you to everyone who donated or reblogged you’re amazing

Yes, Thank you all so so so much!!! <3333333 

ER Bill

Heyyyyyyy so this weekend my roommate Max started feeling no so great, with a fever and not sleeping. That started to escalate into a 100+ fever, chills, no eating. We assumed it was the flu, so we took her to the Urgent Care where we found out that her flex spending card only had $11 on it – the visit cost $75.

Now today her temperature has gone up to over 103 and she’s dizzy, overheating but shaking, and generally looking awful. I just took her to the ER and came back to take care of animals and write this post. The last time any of us went to the ER for the flu or (what we’re guessing it is now) pneumonia, the bill ended up like $300 which is more than we have saved now

TLDR; roommate is in the ER for very bad flu or maybe pneumonia and we’re not financially prepared for a possible $400+ bill right now. Anything to help us cover this and get Max back on her feet would be super appreciated

Update: !! It’s pneumonia, but we caught it early before my lungs filled with more than just a little bit of fluid. My co-pay for the ER is $350. I already owe that hospital $327 for an MRI my neurologist ordered back in July, AND with my Flex card spent out, that means the $70-ish a month I spend on medicine is coming out of the bank instead of the flex card. I’m going to talk to HR about getting the amount on my Flex card upped, but that means they’ll take more money out of my paycheck pre-taxes.

Up until July I had medicare so there were no co-pays for anything. As of July, they went to auto-renew my medicare and decided that I make too much money now and cut it off. I did have back up insurance through my job, but it’s Anthem and their co-pays are ridiculous (I miss my United Health Care co-pays at my old job. D:). I also have a final project due for grad school on Wednesday and have to go back to work on Saturday. SO. Busy busy busy with not much money. If you can help, that would be great. Anything that goes over the (rough) $700 will go into savings to help pay for my monthly medications.

Harry Potter and the Secret History

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Harry Potter and The Chronicles of Narnia

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Harry Potter and the Maze Runner

Now that’s a crossover I’d like to see

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Harry Potter and The Vaults of Dreamers

Harry Potter and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Um. Okay.

harry potter and the shores of refuge: a hundred years of jewish emmigration?

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Harry Potter and the Hero of Ages

Harry Potter and the Buried Giant

Harry Potter and a Confederacy of Dunces

… astonishingly plausible really

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Harry Potter and Cherry Ames: Mystery of Rogue’s Cave I’d read it!

Harry Potter and the Sharp Objects

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Harry Potter and the Necropolis

Harry Potter and the Cancer as a Turning Point

Harry Potter and The Northern Girl

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Harry Potter and Contemporary Wicker Basketry

Harry Potter and the Pagan’s Progress, or, The Invention of Pilgrimage.

Harry Potter and the Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Harry Potter and the Tarkin

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Harry Potter and the Left Hand of Darkness

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Harry Potter and the Lost Gods

pretty sure “Harry Potter and the Reverse of the Medal” is the unofficial subtitle for AO3

Harry Potter and Stormbringer Poor Harry.

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Harry Potter and Oriental Adventures.

That sounds even worse than I had imagined it would.

Harry Potter and the Fell Sword.

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Harry Potter and the Poison King

Harry Potter and the Shiites: A Short History

Harry Potter and the Gift of Fear

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Harry Potter and Ruby on Rails

nope, can’t see it

Harry Potter and My Friend Dahmer..............