Just learned what murder is fucking hell #banmurder
Just learned what murder is fucking hell #legalizemurder
a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends
Anonymous asked:
I cast Inbox Full Of Milk for your tummyache
hey. Thag won’t help
thaghelps
why are you slandering me
the bad news is that my mom was sad that her eggplants haven’t been growing; however, it turns out that the reason her eggplants haven’t been growing is because her eggplants were actually spinach. The good news is that her spinach is growing very well. She was also sad that her peppers haven’t been growing either, but it turns out that the peppers were actually eggplant. And I’m happy to report that the eggplant is also growing very well.
would you believe me if i said i spent all this time specifically on the meme version first (spoiler alert: theyre both autistic)
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Anonymous asked:
keep glorifying mental illness
Okay. Being autistic makes you objectively hotter and closer to god.
imagine if you’re the parent of some super adorable tiny elementary school pony and she gets her cutie mark one day while listening to Insane Clown Posse on her horse ipad and u look and its a fucking hatchetman. and you realize your 10 year old child is destined to be a part of the dark carnival.
carrydeckcrane706
imagine being The Virgin Mare-y and giving birth to Horse Jesus and then he gets a cutie mark when he’s a preteen and its a crucifix. and you’re like “should i be worried about this”
Loving this glimpse of your world