You fool! You’re now in range of my stand!

“Yo Uncle Phil check out my stand [ARABIAN NIGHTS]”

@vague-humanoid

JoJo’s Bourgeois Adventure

L’aventure bourgeois de Jojo

[ STAND NAME ] BRIGHTON ROCK

[ STAND MASTER ] MARIE ANTONIA JOSEPHA JOHANNA

STAND NAME:  「RIDES THE BUS」

STAND MASTER: AL YANKOVIC

Weird Al himself is canon in JJBA. Not someone with his namesake, just Al himself.

There’s no reason in canon that Weird Al, the ACTUAL Weird Al, couldn’t have been shot by the arrow and gained a stand.

This image is completely canon compliant.

STAND NAME:  「RIDES THE BUS」

STAND MASTER: AL YANKOVIC

Weird Al himself is canon in JJBA. Not someone with his namesake, just Al himself.

There’s no reason in canon that Weird Al, the ACTUAL Weird Al, couldn’t have been shot by the arrow and gained a stand.

This image is completely canon compliant.

I always wanted a Weird Al stand that would transform itself in yo a parody of his opponents stand. Like Emperor turning to a water pistol or something. With a added twist of a ability named “Everything you know is wrong”. If the parody makes you laugh your stands change users.

John Jonah Jameson Joestar

[ STAND NAME ] DIRTY LAUNDRY

[ STAND MASTER ] J JONAH JAMESON

this guy is from a band called Guitar Wolf and he looks like a character in a 90s fmv fighting game

this dude has a stand probably

『JOHNNY GUITAR』

Doug Jones at the 2018 Academy Awards

His Stand is the fish from Shape of Water

「SHAPE OF WATER」

Carl Winslow had a hard life.

With the power of my stand「IRON MAN」, I can control your every motion, forcing you to beat yourself to a pulp. 

I will leave you to think… “Did I do that?”  ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ 

This has probably already been done before

Parodies of JoJo are one of the few things that give me solace in the cold depressing hell called life

Carl Winslow had a hard life.

With the power of my stand「IRON MAN」, I can control your every motion, forcing you to beat yourself to a pulp. 

I will leave you to think… “Did I do that?”  ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ 

BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND,

「BRIGHT LIGHTS BIGGER CITY」!

its trying to astral project, somebody stop it :<

STAND: 『Devil Went Down』

STAND USER: Geogia

Astrally seceding from the Union to start the Neo-Space Confederacy

「 STAND」「 CIGARETTE CASE」

「 STAND MASTER」「 THE SPY」

@standnamestandmaster

Your Silver Chariot is no match for the prowess of CAPTAIN FALCON.

[ STAND NAME ] SHOTGUN KISS

[ STAND MASTER ] JAY "CAPTAIN FALCON" DOUGLAS

STAND USER: HIDEO KOJIMA STAND NAME: 「CREW CUTS」

@standnamestandmaster

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT [ DEATH STRANDING ] IS ABOUT...

STAND NAME: I AM THE WALRUS

STAND MASTER:

@standnamestandmaster

I’VE NEVER MET [ PAUL MCCARTNEY ] IN MY LIFE...