Queens first photoshoot: An Analysis

Ok we always see pictures from this photoshoot randomly and reblog them with out thinking twice… but have you ever really looked over this shoot?

Freddie:

Ok, so can we just talk about mr freddie mercurys HAIR FOR HALF A SECOND?

This is the only photo shoot where it’s long and curly. LET ME REPEAT THAT, L O N G A N D C U R L Y. We never see it again so did he cut it right after this? Is it NATURALLY THAT CURLY? Why is it so big and why is no one talking about it??

Roger:

(AGAIN WITH THE HAIR WITH FREDDIE) but i put this picture under roger because do you see how it kinda flat in this picture but

in all the rest its normal??? Did he just suddenly dry his hair? Did it get wet after it was done?

Also roger is an ethereal gODDESS in this set

like oH MY GOoOooD

Brian:

a king. nothing wrong hes just perfect. next

(THIS LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A RENAISSANCE PAINTING AJDKDKSLAL)

John:

I couldn’t find much with deacy but this hat… this fucking hat. What is it??? WHY is it??? also his music note pins i DIED

Roger wears it too and ???

Roger….. why??

Group:

Look at these literal angels. ANGELS. In the fourth one did they just switch clothes? right in the middle? But the one where they are all sitting down GODLY. And deacys sass in all of these??? So. Fucking. POWERFUL. again Brian with the renaissance painting vibes??? The second one, roger looks like he actually just flew down from heaven… and don’t even get me STARTED on gods gift Fredrick Mercury. this photo shoot is a mess but I love it sm…

With the grapes, feathers, teddy bear, and all 87 pillows this is the weirdest shoot… but also one of my favorites 💕😤

First pic soft Roger, one of my fave soft pics of him.

Roger trying to chat up Freddie’s teddy bear and posing with a flower in his hand and a feather in his mouth is everything

Freddie suggestively eating fruit is starting his career as he means to go on

John and that hat are a+

Brian is doing his best Cavalier By Van Dyke impersonation

There are n*zis on campus rn and a student brought out like a 1997 boombox and started blasting Taking The Hobbits to Isengard every time they tried to say something.

“Those who do not share our genes -THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS - THE MASTER RACE - TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD - AND I BELIEVE - THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE-”

Chaotic good

In Jewish tradition, one of our holidays is called Purim. It celebrates the defeat of an antisemitic political advisor to a king who liked to prowl the streets ranting his hatred. Part of the story of Purim involves the people being ranted at inventing a special kind of noisemaker to drown him out. Basically what I’m saying is this student is following a grand tradition whether they realize it or not and they should be proud.

not only is Purim about drowning out fascists, it’s about doing so in the most absurd and embarrassing ways possible! fascism thrives on an aura of invincibility, and it’s hard to hold onto that when people keep making farting sounds every time you open your mouth

so really, weaponized memes are PERFECTLY in keeping with the Purim spirit

*slams fist on table* NOW THIS is the kind of religious/cultural tradition I can get behind! 

count me in

We’re also commanded to “drink until you don’t know ‘blessed be Mordecai’ from ‘cursed be Haman’”. And we eat cookies based on Haman’s (the political advisor Queen Esther defeats and stops from anhialating Jews with help from her politically experienced uncle Mordecai) dumb hat. Amen.

“I NEVER, NEVER spent such an evening!!! MY DEAREST DEAREST DEAR Albert … his excessive love & affection gave me feelings of heavenly love & happiness I never could have hoped to have felt before! He clasped me in his arms, & we kissed each other again & again! His beauty, his sweetness & gentleness – really how can I ever be thankful enough to have such a Husband! … to be called by names of tenderness, I have never yet heard used to me before – was bliss beyond belief! Oh! This was the happiest day of my life!”

– Queen Victoria’s diary entry from her wedding night, 10 January 1840

Get it, Vicky.

She got it.

Lesbians and Gays Support The Miners.

AAAAAAAA PLAY WITH SOUND AGAIN OMG MY HEART

my fave

It’s also worth noting that nobody in their 90s will ever master Twitter better than John Dingell

doesn’t remember the last time he shaved

We need a fanclub just for Julian Edelman’s beardyness.

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

don’t u mean

Decadence……..

I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

this is the type of positivity i need.

Hey

Being able to manage without a mobility aid/assistive device/etc doesn’t mean you should have to.

You’re allowed to use your cane or wheelchair or whatever else even on good days.

There are SO many reasons to use your aids, there are more valid reasons than “I can’t without it”

Just three for me specifically:

-not ending up overly exhausted and in worse pain by the end of the day

-not falling when I get vertigo and my vision blacks out

-not subluxing my hips or rolling my ankles constantly

Which are all things I can deal with, and I have!

But I don’t have to deal with those things. That’s not the price I have to pay for living. I am allowed to not want to deal with those things, and to do things to avoid them!

Never be sorry for using an aid. If people look at you weird, stare them down and make them regret it. You have every right to use your aids.

Don’t forget that.

What is your job exactly? Besides making balloon animals?