people are the most interesting thing in the world im obsessed w everyones weird habits and funny stories. the average person is so fucked up that its funny. like no one on earth is normal n u should make it ur job to see why
*Jerry Seinfeld voice* have you ever noticed how there’s just never a good time to kill yourself? *audience erupts into laughter* no really! it’s like you have work the next day and then you got that wedding thing coming up that you don’t want everyone to be bummed out during! and don’t get me started on all the holidays! *audience’s laughter becoming even more boisterous* there’s just no time!!
sun tzu famously once said "post like you are unemployed even when you are not"
if a post on r/art is called Untitled with thirty seven awards and 3k upvotes there’s a 100 percent chance the painting is just woman with her titties out
I feel like anons are your spiritual e-children. Like goddamn I might’ve made this mess. I began the edgelord recovery after nerds started dropping the CORNIEST shit in my mail thinking it’d be funny, I will never claim you
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Animal rights activists standing outside the Swiss base with signs that say “FREE WINSTON”
winston walking right past them to go to a dick appointment
I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane
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Yeowch!
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Still preddy hot
