By jumping into the secret exit in Donut Secret House in Super Mario World at a precise angle, it is possible for Mario to die instantly, as the game interprets him as being stuck between the platform and the Empty Block.
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They say even the proudest spirit can be broken with love. Of course, chocolate never hurts.
CORALINE (2009) dir. Henry Selick.
The reason the work you’ve done on how you feel doesn’t seem like it’s working is because you need to do it until it works. It’s never been “this strategy will pull you up” it’s always been “here’s something you can do that will END with you getting out of that hole” the climbing still hurts and the being underground still hurts but that doesn’t mean it’s not working
*doing laundry* “this doesn’t feel better
*cooking meals* this doesn’t feel better
*exercising* this doesn’t feel better
*making art* this doesn’t feel better
*cleaning the apartment* this doesn’t feel better
*somewhere months or years down the line*
holy shit
tl;dr
Look at a stone cutter hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred-and-first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not the last blow that did it, but all that had gone before.
Jacob Riis
straight man: *speaks*
me and the only other gay person in class:

I don’t know anything about ace attorney
You seem to know everything
it's hot enough to fly an egg out there
Me: "Oh, haha, they typed FLY an egg, what a funny little typo."
Video: *plays*
Me:
Come to think of it I haven’t heard of any Christians making a stink about this
elon musk fans when their tesla explodes and kills them
There's a guy right now with a melted Model X in his driveway that's still hyping the Tesla brand while the company is deliberately ignoring his calls and tweets for some kind of customer support
how blind do you have to be to have your car burst into flames in your drive way and then be like “they make good cars”
me irl
[ID: a tweet from @ectoBIOLOGIST that says: “i just want to let you all know that a 13 year old girl just bought a yoda plush from my bookstore and immediately went “run over bitch in my 2003 toyota prius i must” to her older brother who responded in howling laughter”]
zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.
thats fucking rough, buddy.
did jet just fucking die?


















