Tell me, Doctor, why do you think the Cardassians left Bajor?
marketing: The Sexy One. the pulp sorceress, the femme fatale het love interest
the writers: now that you're here, let's talk about how growing up in the wilds with little to no socialization aside from an abusive parent would have pretty severe effects on a child's development, she'd have almost no idea how to relate to people. whatever innate compassion or empathy she felt, she'd come across as abrasive & cold if no one in her life ever modeled how to express those things. all she can do to keep herself safe is try and learn to manipulate people by studying them from the outside. the Sexiness is a mask, and an inexpertly constructed one at that
art dept: tiddy armor
nerviovago
wonderful example of a spell with both verbal and somatic components
i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......
also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.
oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...
is a sourdough boule
so melkor is a bit of a bitch... like my brother kicking down our snowman as soon we finished it....... go get a hobby or smth
feanor has been alive for like 5 minutes and already his mum has said he's a fiery one and yeeted herself away...... oh boy
oh no.......... feanor secksy 😌
ungoliant......... ate.......... she. she ate........??? herse
BRO HE WAS COMING WITH YOU??? BRO??????
MMMMMAEDHROS BE HANGING AROUND LIKE
oh yes........... fingon secksy 😌
FINGOLFIN
soRy finrod fighting a gigantic werewolf with his bare hands and TEETH got me a bit uhh
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 house of finwe be like. i will swear oaths and die very secksily
TURGON HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
FINGON NO WHAY THR FUCK WHAY THE FUCGJ WHAY THR FUXK BEAT HIM INTO THE DUST??????? TROF IN THE FICKGIJG MIRE OF HIS BLOOD BITCH WHAT THEVT FUKCVK?????
(brief children of hurin interlude after a month of refusing to touch the silm in the wake of... certain events)
hurin that was very secksy the way you figuratively slapped morgoth in the face but i feel there may be more consequences to that than just sitting on a chair on a mountain
the image of an elf trying to taunt a man and fight him and fail and end up running away naked while the man tries to. uh. and then splat. jirt you good??????
BELEG AND TURIN REUNION UN-FOLLOW ME NOW, THIS IS GONNA BE THE ONLY THING I TALK ABOUT FOR THE NEXT WEEK. IVE WANTED THIS FOR YEARS FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK
beleg........turin ............
NOOOOO NIENOR BUTT NAKED CHILLIN ON TOP OF FINDUILAS'S GRAVE AND TURIN SEEING HER IN A FLASH OF LIGHTNING THE WAY HE SAW BELEG IN A FLASH OF LIGHTNING AS HE STABBED HIM THIS IS INSANE TOLKIEN WAS INSANE FOR THIS
turin..................nienor.............
me finishing children of hurin with a pained smile on my face at every new horror and awful awful thing and now going back to where i left off in the silmarillion like the clown i am <3
LMAOOO I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH HURIN OH NO OH NO THE WAY HE FINDS NO HOME ANYWHERE NOT IN DOR LOMIN OR GONDOLIN OR NARGOTHROND OR MENEGROTH OR EVEN BY THE GRAVES OF HIS FAMILY GODDD THE IMAGE OF HIM LOOKING INTO MELIAN'S EYES AND SLOWLY LOSING HIS ANGER AS HE REALISES JUST HOW BAD HIS LIFE HAS BEEN AND THEN GIVING THINGOL THE NAUGLAMIR AGAIN BUT THIS TIME MORE :( AND WITHOUT CALLING THINGOL A BITCH AND THEN HE JUST. SHUFFLES AWAY . DISAPPEARS FOREVER SHUT UP I THOUGHT I COULD BURY THIS SADNESS I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS HE DOESN'T EVEN GET TO BE BURIED WITH THE REST OF HIS FAMILY HE DOESNT GET TO BE BURIED AT ALL EVEN IN DEATH HE'S STILL IN EXILE STILL AFLOAT FOREVER LOST AT SEA
side note why does everyone hate thingol so much lmao he's not the best but i mean. he's not the worst either???? i feel like he's been pretty reasonable????
JDBDISBDOASBDISBFORBFIDBDODHDID I TAKE IT BACK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO AND THE SILLIEST MOST PATHETIC DEATH AWARD GOES TO
bloody hell that was fast and incredibly violent uhhhhhhhh celegorm turning up at menegroth for the second kinslaying and looking at dior's shiny new necklace like
maeglin....................... babey i was rooting for u why did you do that...........
anyway congratulations idril and tuor on literally everything!!!!!!
ELROND HIIIIIII <3
and so ends the oath of fëanor 😌
If the movie “Coraline” had a musical intermission, it would look like this.
This is the song “Resonant Chamber” from Animusic.
Please source the original artist.
Star-crossed lovers
Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?
