Orphan (2009) dir. Jaume Collet-Serra

i love saying i will be “without access” to email. it’s a lie. i am fully capable of accessing my emails. i simply will not be.

having access to email is a state of mind, one I do not want

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

divorce is so funny. like lol whoops.

BLUE VELVET (1986) dir. David Lynch

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams

i never should’ve learned like and literally

love it when my kitchen is clean, life is so much easier... i'm sorry countertops i will never let you get this nasty ever again (/fully lying)

i love when people are like "you should use your platform to spread awareness" and they're literally talking to a tumblr user and they're serious

CHUNGKING EXPRESS (1994) dir. Wong Kar Wai

going to a hypnotist and fully consciously doing everything he says so that he doesn't feel bad

Audio doesn't match subtitles incident, thousands dead millions injured

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

because all u do is watch phineas and ferb

They sent Candace to the moon the other day.

barnyard pals

not unfollowing a mutual who hasnt posted in 9 months out of loyalty and love like a widow still setting a place at the dinner table for her husband who died in the war 

going to do something fun and crazy tonight. *lights a small candle*