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so many wizards

@snoozlebee / snoozlebee.tumblr.com

professional creep-drawer - they/them 

my wife just called urea “the body’s turmeric”

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

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a-well-groomed-rat

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

saw an ant on the bus today, what a horrible fate. moved an unfathomable distance from everything you've ever known because of forces you could never possibly understand. no matter how long you follow the pheromone trail you laid you'll never find your way home.

Did the spider that made a web in my cars mirror survive being barreled down the highway at light speed? Can insects feel fear in a way we understand? If I think too hard about this I start wondering if this is what the other side of a lovecraftian story looks like. An ant lost on the bus.

i know it’s early days yet (one of my best friends very kindly helped walk me through/administer my first t shot friday) but man it’s hard to quantify how indescribably good ive felt this week so far

like it’s hard to separate what i feel must at least be a partly psychosomatic reaction? but otherwise i do feel like i have a budding confidence/calmness that wasn’t there before

also part of it is definitely like... hey! i can do this thing for myself that’s affected a hugely positive change in my life! and that feeling of “hell yeah i can do shit i can DO SHIT” has me working out again after almost a month

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I changed my notification sound to this and my life has improved since

I played this several times wondering why no sound was coming out until I released I’m connected to the bluetooth speakers in the other room with my coworkers

 i am so happy to have surrounded myself with such kind and funny people :>

i spent a truly unreal amount of time today scouring the comments in a couple of websites commenting on the AEW media scrum and kind of losing it at the fact that

a) the voices have all been lowered by like two octaves for no discernible reason and NO ONE in said comments sections seems to have deigned it worthy of discussion, not even a little

b) in the first ten seconds tony khan looks like he’s convinced something just offscreen is charging at him with a knife???

very excited to become a musclehead workout blogger once i start t. it’s going to be SOOOOO ANNOYING :D